Beauty Pagent Contestants Speak on Science, Jesus Weeps

BrianAlt · 06-23-2011, 11:48 AM

But Sleep, these are the type of women you are pining for. No tattoos, no pre-marital sex. You should be in love!

Cretaceous Bob · 06-23-2011, 12:41 PM

Heeello Vermont.

Nevada is frightening. I think she is going to eat me.

I don't know why they all didn't use the dodge answer one used: "if the parents are okay with it, sure".

Also, we have a lot of states, y'all. And apparently a lot of blonde ladies.

doctorsleep · 06-23-2011, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianAlt

But Sleep, these are the type of women you are pining for. No tattoos, no pre-marital sex. You should be in love!

Yeah but even I have enough of a moral compass to know that it's wrong to take advantage of a retard.

Cretaceous Bob · 06-23-2011, 01:25 PM

Well, then you can cross the very last possibilities off your list, then.

EatTheWeak · 06-24-2011, 02:33 AM

Will you two just fuck and get it over with please?

Cretaceous Bob · 06-24-2011, 08:09 AM

Aren't you witty. Crafting a fine burn instead of parroting a line that everybody uses and nobody ever finds funny. Good show.

EatTheWeak · 06-24-2011, 09:20 AM

I just want you guys to be happy

EatTheWeak · 06-24-2011, 09:32 AM

Actually, I suspect Sleep is plenty happy as the site punching bag and you seem happy to keep punching, so maybe the romance is already functional. Nevermind, as you were.

jillybean · 06-25-2011, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DWarrior

When Cali came on, I was like "I don't care what she thinks, she's the hottest" and then after she spoke I was like 8=====>~~~

Thank you sir for my big belly laugh of the day. *tips hat*

amyuilani · 06-26-2011, 12:42 AM

I had to turn those bitches off 3 minutes into the video. However, the better question would have been, "Should creationism be taught in schools?" Surely one of them has a sex tape and a future memoir floating around out there that they could use their answer to get publicity for.

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BrianAlt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 4,690	But Sleep, these are the type of women you are pining for. No tattoos, no pre-marital sex. You should be in love!
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Cretaceous Bob Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,358	Heeello Vermont. Nevada is frightening. I think she is going to eat me. I don't know why they all didn't use the dodge answer one used: "if the parents are okay with it, sure". Also, we have a lot of states, y'all. And apparently a lot of blonde ladies.
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Cretaceous Bob Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,358	Well, then you can cross the very last possibilities off your list, then.
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EatTheWeak Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Olympia, WA Posts: 73	Will you two just fuck and get it over with please?
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Cretaceous Bob Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,358	Aren't you witty. Crafting a fine burn instead of parroting a line that everybody uses and nobody ever finds funny. Good show.
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EatTheWeak Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Olympia, WA Posts: 73	I just want you guys to be happy
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EatTheWeak Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Olympia, WA Posts: 73	Actually, I suspect Sleep is plenty happy as the site punching bag and you seem happy to keep punching, so maybe the romance is already functional. Nevermind, as you were.
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amyuilani Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Currently Oregon - the land the sun forgot Posts: 319	I had to turn those bitches off 3 minutes into the video. However, the better question would have been, "Should creationism be taught in schools?" Surely one of them has a sex tape and a future memoir floating around out there that they could use their answer to get publicity for.
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