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Old 01-24-2009, 04:25 AM   #111 (permalink)
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I have boobs too-and I am a boy!
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Hey I gots boobs too.
Sorry guys, those are moobs
You can stay though. It's safe to talk about them here.
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Old 01-24-2009, 05:03 AM   #112 (permalink)
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ONLY FIVE?! I thought I was doing a good job Sorry, let me show you my gigantic knockers. Hope I don't poke an eye out.
Nope, just bruised my chin.

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Old 01-24-2009, 05:08 AM   #113 (permalink)
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BlueNote-Actually my dick is huge -it's so huge you couldnt handle it but that's ok -and it's ok that you act as petty as a highschooler-
And my girl has FANTASTIC TITS-bigger than your preported size anyway.
You get up in arms cause you know you are one of them that have to show their stuff all over media,

and I wouldn't post pictures of my dick on here BECAUSE I RESPECT MY GIRLFRIEND -if you were secure with your sexuality you WOULDN'T flaunt it all over the fucking place . PERIOD.

-but of course,notice there isn't ONE female who ISN'T into flaunting their sex all over that said anything?
Of course,it's only natural to defend yourselves and your stripper ways.
Start shit? Me? I'm not the one going all slutarooney online.
My big dick will safely stay unexploited by retards.
Man is this guy for real? I feel like I'm watching a cartoon or something, and most cartoons have better grammar and punctuation.

Seriously guy, get over your rejection. Its not our fault that you got dumped by a hooer and can't get over it. I'd almost understand your reaction if these ladies were just flaunting pics of their tits all over the place, but they're not, so go lay down.

If I had to put money on it I'd say this guys going to know what a dick tastes like within the next few years, if he doesn't already.
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Old 01-24-2009, 05:42 AM   #114 (permalink)
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BlueNote-Actually my dick is huge -it's so huge you couldnt handle it but that's ok
That what all guys with tiny dicks say.
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Old 01-24-2009, 07:19 AM   #115 (permalink)
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:53 AM   #116 (permalink)
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like this?
I think picard meant nice and non sagging tits!
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Old 01-24-2009, 10:36 AM   #117 (permalink)
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*stage whispers:

"OK!"

*glances furtively around and slips a five in your garter

Only tip with bills that have a zero at the end
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Old 01-24-2009, 02:59 PM   #118 (permalink)
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Exactly. Thank you.
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Old 01-24-2009, 03:03 PM   #119 (permalink)
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Exactly. Thank you.
If I'm reading this correctly, BlueNote got a five before removing any clothing ... seems pretty generous to me. I'm assuming, of course, that we're talking dollars here. I've tipped in piasters before with many zeros attached, but that's like tipping with Monopoly money.
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Old 01-24-2009, 03:04 PM   #120 (permalink)
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Last time I looked it was a public thread
I actually have a very WONDERFUL girlfriend who doesn't whore herself out around online -and she is beautiful and intelligent and sweet,and very self-respecting.
And you speak of being secure -but no girl who flaunts herself all over in front of just anybody is SECURE! That's what I'm saying.




I wouldn't try for no trashy girl -cause that's just what girls like that are-trashy and I wouldn't want some girl who does that shit.
Showing herself naked all over may not be fucking someone else-BUT it IS a precursor, and it ain't respectful to you if you happen to be her man.
First of all, who the fuck are you?

Second of all, you are looking at this from the entirely wrong perspective. I have spent a lot of years learning how to love myself and be comfortable in the skin God gave me, regardless of how you or anyone else may view that skin. I know who I am, what I contribute, what I am worth, and what I deserve. I don't know about anyone else, but I think that makes me pretty fucking secure! I may not be physically ideal, but I am beautiful. I think it's secure women who bother you because they know you are not worth their time, because they know what their time is worth.

Third, what women choose to show of themselves online, in a place where they likely don't know anyone personally and may never know anyone personally, is their discretion, and is none of your business. What you perceive as "trashy" they may perceive as a celebration of what God (or the doctor, I don't know) gave them. If they love themselves enough to put themselves out there, despite having fucktards like you talking shit on them, then I applaud them wholeheartedly. Let them flash away! How is it any of your business?

And finally, if a boob or two on the forums bothers you, then this is clearly not the place for you, since it only gets more graphic from here (thank God!).
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