Boys Vs Girls

campy · 08-07-2013, 08:10 PM

Its got to be the change....medicate for a few days....see where your at. Amazing eh? Your body is in shock!

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Scumhook · 08-07-2013, 08:13 PM

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yeah been down this road many times before.

quitting booze & drugs is easy. I do it all the time

campy · 08-07-2013, 08:17 PM

So...any before pics?

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Scumhook · 08-07-2013, 08:21 PM

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wut - pics of me passed out shitfaced on the floor of a public toilet?

yes. but not that i'm posting here

campy · 08-07-2013, 08:27 PM

So my son is obsessed with his "toot balloon" , better known as a whoopi cushion. this morning he wanted to bring it to day care and had just blown it up when i hustled him into the car. Our neighbours across the street were having their roof redone and there were a LOAD of hawt roffing dudes with their shirts off. So i put on my cutest MILF attitude and went about my business. I hurry ian into his carseat and bend over to buckle him in nice and tight...while i'm bent over with my as hanging out if the car, IaN deploys his secret weapon, toot balloon, with mighty force and bellows withlaughter. I on the other hand try to ignore the strange looks of disgust from the hot roofers across the street....kids seriously cramp your style.

campy · 08-07-2013, 08:29 PM

378

No pics of you smiling showing you double chin and thinning hair line... I want to see the change.....i have one, its awesome

Scumhook · 08-07-2013, 08:35 PM

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fucking kids.

double chin & receding hair??? Get the fuck off my webcam!!

campy · 08-07-2013, 08:40 PM

Its all good

I look like am Amish school boy with a bad mcdonalds habit in my before pic...

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Scumhook · 08-07-2013, 08:43 PM

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Amish schoolboys are hawt.

As a mum of a 4yo boy, I'm sure you'll appreciate this:
Q: What's the best thing about having sex with a 4 yo girl?
A: After you're done fucking her front, you can flip her over and pretend she's a 4 yo boy.

campy · 08-07-2013, 08:45 PM

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08-07-2013, 08:10 PM	#10801 (permalink)
campy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 11,868	Its got to be the change....medicate for a few days....see where your at. Amazing eh? Your body is in shock! 378
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08-07-2013, 08:13 PM	#10802 (permalink)
Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	380 yeah been down this road many times before. quitting booze & drugs is easy. I do it all the time campy likes this.
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08-07-2013, 08:17 PM	#10803 (permalink)
campy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 11,868	So...any before pics? 378
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08-07-2013, 08:21 PM	#10804 (permalink)
Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	380 wut - pics of me passed out shitfaced on the floor of a public toilet? yes. but not that i'm posting here campy likes this.
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08-07-2013, 08:27 PM	#10805 (permalink)
campy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 11,868	So my son is obsessed with his "toot balloon" , better known as a whoopi cushion. this morning he wanted to bring it to day care and had just blown it up when i hustled him into the car. Our neighbours across the street were having their roof redone and there were a LOAD of hawt roffing dudes with their shirts off. So i put on my cutest MILF attitude and went about my business. I hurry ian into his carseat and bend over to buckle him in nice and tight...while i'm bent over with my as hanging out if the car, IaN deploys his secret weapon, toot balloon, with mighty force and bellows withlaughter. I on the other hand try to ignore the strange looks of disgust from the hot roofers across the street....kids seriously cramp your style. Scumhook likes this. Last edited by campy; 08-07-2013 at 08:31 PM.
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08-07-2013, 08:29 PM	#10806 (permalink)
campy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 11,868	378 No pics of you smiling showing you double chin and thinning hair line... I want to see the change.....i have one, its awesome
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08-07-2013, 08:35 PM	#10807 (permalink)
Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	380 fucking kids. double chin & receding hair??? Get the fuck off my webcam!!
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08-07-2013, 08:40 PM	#10808 (permalink)
campy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 11,868	Its all good I look like am Amish school boy with a bad mcdonalds habit in my before pic... 378 Scumhook likes this.
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08-07-2013, 08:43 PM	#10809 (permalink)
Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	380 Amish schoolboys are hawt. As a mum of a 4yo boy, I'm sure you'll appreciate this: Q: What's the best thing about having sex with a 4 yo girl? A: After you're done fucking her front, you can flip her over and pretend she's a 4 yo boy.
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