Boys Vs Girls

Luna · 08-08-2013, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraquat

All my measurements were accurate averages.
I googled beavers to be 40-60 lbs each. Great horned owls to be 3.1 lbs each.
I guessed at Laura because I didn't know if I should weigh fortune cookies or egg rolls, and if egg rolls shrimp or pork?
And just the metric system for Scummy.

I was very impressed with that post.

Luna · 08-08-2013, 09:59 AM

304

campy · 08-08-2013, 10:02 AM

302

Luna · 08-08-2013, 10:04 AM

300.

Lauralanthala · 08-08-2013, 10:06 AM

298

stop stop you're making me hungry. also i'm going to start recording my weight in kg. fool myself into thinking my diet is working. (:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraquat

All my measurements were accurate averages.
I googled beavers to be 40-60 lbs each. Great horned owls to be 3.1 lbs each.
I guessed at Laura because I didn't know if I should weigh fortune cookies or egg rolls, and if egg rolls shrimp or pork?
And just the metric system for Scummy.

Luna · 08-08-2013, 10:10 AM

296.

Yeah I just converted my weight to kilograms and the low number made me happy.

campy · 08-08-2013, 10:11 AM

Aha Scummhook, I am gathering more info on you...you will reveal all...eventually

So, you're in the process of losing weight and cutting out the beers
You drink espressos
You are a computer guy, IT specifically
You live in West Australia
You may have a receding hairline
You are 110kg

So, how tall are you??? The owl is wondering
Do you live in apartment Like I think you do?

I am thinking you're EITHER like 19 because you're fearless in your gay bashing, pedophilia remarks and racist slant and you're too young to realize this will get your ass into trouble

OR your 45 because you're jaded, you're big enough to kick ass back and , being in IT, you can hide all sorts of tracks.

Since now I know you're trying to quit the beer and drink espresso I am figuring closer to the 45 range. But, I don't think you have any kids and sounds like no woman on the warm side of the bed so you could be 28-32.

hedging my bets here.....I'm going to pin you at 30.5

campy · 08-08-2013, 10:11 AM

294

I'm built like a fucking Amazon so no matter which way you flip it i'm never going to be a tiny dancer.

works out well for me when I'm in a sticky situation. I once got out from under an Olympic Wrestler who thought I wanted something I didn't

Luna · 08-08-2013, 10:12 AM

Do you keep a spread sheet on scumhook?

Luna · 08-08-2013, 10:12 AM

292

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campy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 11,868	Aha Scummhook, I am gathering more info on you...you will reveal all...eventually So, you're in the process of losing weight and cutting out the beers You drink espressos You are a computer guy, IT specifically You live in West Australia You may have a receding hairline You are 110kg So, how tall are you??? The owl is wondering Do you live in apartment Like I think you do? I am thinking you're EITHER like 19 because you're fearless in your gay bashing, pedophilia remarks and racist slant and you're too young to realize this will get your ass into trouble OR your 45 because you're jaded, you're big enough to kick ass back and , being in IT, you can hide all sorts of tracks. Since now I know you're trying to quit the beer and drink espresso I am figuring closer to the 45 range. But, I don't think you have any kids and sounds like no woman on the warm side of the bed so you could be 28-32. hedging my bets here.....I'm going to pin you at 30.5 Lauralanthala and Scumhook like this.
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campy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 11,868	294 I'm built like a fucking Amazon so no matter which way you flip it i'm never going to be a tiny dancer. works out well for me when I'm in a sticky situation. I once got out from under an Olympic Wrestler who thought I wanted something I didn't
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