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Old 08-17-2013, 10:23 PM   #13421 (permalink)
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Gilligan stopped short, sniffing the air and whining. "Come on boy, let's get home" . It was early, it was the parking lot of my apartment complex and I felt vulnerable and wanted to just get home. Then I smelled something earthy...familiar. I pulled Gilligan along hastily "come on boy...let's go!!!"

That's when I noticed Gavin...he had a shocked look on his face, an OMG look on his face, he was pulling up his zipper hurriedly.

i was perplexed. I quickly assesed the situation...I caught him peeing....did I just catch him peeing next to this neighbours car?

Then I noticed the lump in his jeans...OMG, no I caught him mid Jerk....

I turned my head to offer him some privacy. That's when I noticed a small, female, 60 something, figure crouched down low down next to the neighbours car. Her granny panties at her ankles, a large long turd hanging from her butt, that earthy smell....I screamed, Gavin and Gloria screamed...the dog whined....we ran....




Very true story.
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Somehow i feel this is appropriate for this thread
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Wtf

They were gently bitch slapping her....she COULD have at LEAST let them cum in her face
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