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Old 09-04-2013, 10:29 PM   #16961 (permalink)
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Old 09-04-2013, 10:50 PM   #16964 (permalink)
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Old 09-05-2013, 01:33 AM   #16966 (permalink)
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That word game sounds fun, but how do we win?
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Old 09-05-2013, 02:11 AM   #16967 (permalink)
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I don't think you win.
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Old 09-05-2013, 02:23 AM   #16968 (permalink)
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Well that's fucked.

I need a game that will rebuild my shattered male ego and make me feel better about my penis
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Old 09-05-2013, 02:30 AM   #16969 (permalink)
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Just to clarify, I am very happy with my penis, and with being male in general.

I can stand up to piss (without it going everywhere)
I don't dump half my guts out of my cunt once a month
I get paid more for doing less
I can lift stuff
I don't have to wax things
I don't give a shit if there person I'm fucking cums
If I get drunk and collapse in a pool of vomit, then I'm just being me, not being a drunken whore. Also, I'm less likely to get raped. And if I do get raped, I'm less likely to mind.
I get to laugh at women who say "oh men, you're all pigs", and then lewdly yell "SHOW US YER TITS!!".

I'm sure there are downsides, but I can't think of any at the moment...
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Old 09-05-2013, 03:14 AM   #16970 (permalink)
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On the other hand...

I don't have boobies (well, not fun ones)
I don't have a clit, pussy, or G-Spot
When I tried scissoring my gf, shit got real weird real quick
I tried to flirt my way out of a traffic ticket, and ended up dating a male cop for 3 weeks.
I can't multitask
My level of understanding re my feelings would make a housebrick seem sensitive
I'm not considered a minority


All things considered, I'll keep my penis, and all that it entails.
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