Boys Vs Girls

Paraquat · 09-04-2013, 10:29 PM

844.

Luna · 09-04-2013, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paraquat

844.

840

Luna · 09-04-2013, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luna

840

842

Paraquat · 09-04-2013, 10:50 PM

844?

Luna · 09-04-2013, 11:17 PM

842

Scumhook · 09-05-2013, 01:33 AM

846

That word game sounds fun, but how do we win?

Luna · 09-05-2013, 02:11 AM

844

I don't think you win.

Scumhook · 09-05-2013, 02:23 AM

846

Well that's fucked.

I need a game that will rebuild my shattered male ego and make me feel better about my penis

Scumhook · 09-05-2013, 02:30 AM

Just to clarify, I am very happy with my penis, and with being male in general.

I can stand up to piss (without it going everywhere)
I don't dump half my guts out of my cunt once a month
I get paid more for doing less
I can lift stuff
I don't have to wax things
I don't give a shit if there person I'm fucking cums
If I get drunk and collapse in a pool of vomit, then I'm just being me, not being a drunken whore. Also, I'm less likely to get raped. And if I do get raped, I'm less likely to mind.
I get to laugh at women who say "oh men, you're all pigs", and then lewdly yell "SHOW US YER TITS!!".

I'm sure there are downsides, but I can't think of any at the moment...

Scumhook · 09-05-2013, 03:14 AM

On the other hand...

I don't have boobies (well, not fun ones)
I don't have a clit, pussy, or G-Spot
When I tried scissoring my gf, shit got real weird real quick
I tried to flirt my way out of a traffic ticket, and ended up dating a male cop for 3 weeks.
I can't multitask
My level of understanding re my feelings would make a housebrick seem sensitive
I'm not considered a minority

All things considered, I'll keep my penis, and all that it entails.

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Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	846 That word game sounds fun, but how do we win?
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Luna Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 15,630	844 I don't think you win.
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09-05-2013, 02:23 AM	#16968 (permalink)
Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	846 Well that's fucked. I need a game that will rebuild my shattered male ego and make me feel better about my penis
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09-05-2013, 02:30 AM	#16969 (permalink)
Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	Just to clarify, I am very happy with my penis, and with being male in general. I can stand up to piss (without it going everywhere) I don't dump half my guts out of my cunt once a month I get paid more for doing less I can lift stuff I don't have to wax things I don't give a shit if there person I'm fucking cums If I get drunk and collapse in a pool of vomit, then I'm just being me, not being a drunken whore. Also, I'm less likely to get raped. And if I do get raped, I'm less likely to mind. I get to laugh at women who say "oh men, you're all pigs", and then lewdly yell "SHOW US YER TITS!!". I'm sure there are downsides, but I can't think of any at the moment... __________________
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09-05-2013, 03:14 AM	#16970 (permalink)
Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	On the other hand... I don't have boobies (well, not fun ones) I don't have a clit, pussy, or G-Spot When I tried scissoring my gf, shit got real weird real quick I tried to flirt my way out of a traffic ticket, and ended up dating a male cop for 3 weeks. I can't multitask My level of understanding re my feelings would make a housebrick seem sensitive I'm not considered a minority All things considered, I'll keep my penis, and all that it entails. campy likes this.
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