Boys Vs Girls

[Paraquat]

4982.

[campy]

4980

[Paraquat]

4982.

[campy]

4980

Ok Scum...
I read your 9/11 story, it's official, you are DEFINITELY in your forties ....and with that,

Scumhook, better known as David Mancelli, was born in 1970 and raised in Perth Australia. His parents, Carol and Dante Mancelli, live in a small bungalow on the shores of Swan river where Scummy's boyhood room is still in tact to this day, a perfect shrine to his youth. Scumhook was a bossy lad with an acerbic sense of humour that most kids didn’t “get” but were too afraid of being made fun of to admit to. Scum laughed easily, pulled pranks, teased relentlessly and eventually isolated himself from the cool kids in high school. Lost and without a posse scum turned to rugby and took his frustrations out on the field, cracking sculls and breaking bones. Scums husky frame was ideal for the brutality of the sport and he excelled quickly. He became team captain, was offered scholarships ; women threw themselves at his feet. Until that fateful day in 1990 Scummy was a fit 20 year old team leader when a rogue knee tore into scums groin section with a ferocity that few in the league had ever witness. Some say the scream could be heard from a 1/4 kilometer away. Scum left the field on a stretcher, curled in a tight ball, never to return to the sport as a player and his future dreams of a large family in tatters. From that day forward scum changed, he turned inwards and became more introspective, a loner, maybe a little...harder . Scum turned to the computer for outside interaction and his new past time of choice. His career in Information Technology started out with a bang. Scum jetted across the globe installing new networks in large corporations, upgrading anti virus and firewalls. He was again at the top of his game. He was sought after by think tanks and corporate bigwigs. Then, in the spring of 2002 a 32 year old scum met the woman of his dreams, a feisty 21 year old lingerie model from Russia named Bianca. The years of pizza rolls, pints and passiveness had done their damage and a once muscled hard body was now a doughy, hairy male replica of Rosie O’Donnell. Scum thought Bianca was an angel and despite her constant snide remarks “Your hairy beer gut is rubbing my titties” or “There’s no reverse cowboy for you fat boy” he adored Bianca. They were together for 3 beautiful months before they married in a little chapel near scums parents bungalow. Bianca convinced scum it was time to shift himself from his parents home and they bought a little condo near the center of Perth. Within 2 years scums rather padded bank account was drained, Bianca had run off with the head honcho at his I.T job, his condo was a sea of Vegemite jars, pizza roll containers and empty cans of Fosters. Depressed and living a pointless life scum entered the world of social media and it wasn’t until 2009 that scum landed on his next true love in life...the KATG forums. Finally a place scum could air out his frustrations, rationalizations, creepy dark underbelly. He was BACK baby, teasing, cheering, shocking, grating, entertaining the masses again. Now scum has his condo up for sale. He adopted a German Shepard from the rescue shelter, he’s a whole new man....except the pizza rolls, beer and fat Rosie look alike...that’s all the same :-)

[Paraquat]

4982.

[Luna]

4980. I see a a lot of words and recordings. I well read all this later.

[campy]

4980

[Luna]

4878.

[Luna]

4978. I thought I already posted this number!

[Luna]

Ohh. I did.