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Old 09-25-2013, 01:06 PM   #25531 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2013, 01:09 PM   #25532 (permalink)
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Why do I feel this seething anger when I see a boy has posted in here...???

Get lost already
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Penis resentment?
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penis envy
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Old 09-25-2013, 01:34 PM   #25535 (permalink)
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wha??
no dummies, Penises are a pain in the butt (control yourselves..it's a turn of phrase, an idiom if you will)

I am COMPETITIVE and HATE losing because I have a serious problem losing gracefully

now fuck the hell off!

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Old 09-25-2013, 01:42 PM   #25536 (permalink)
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Further to the Penis thing...

Penises are a one trick pony...they get really hard and amaze their fans then they cap the show off with an enormous waterworks display and that's it...game over, job done

The vagina however is a complex beauty with silken walls, warm depth, magical orgasmic capabilities...it is moody, flexible, neat and tidy when maintained. To anyone who's had a baby the vagina and all attachments are a wondrous thing never ever to be taken for granted.

You can have you dangly bits that are constantly getting you into trouble. I my dear fellows will remain smug in the knowledge that I am lucky enough to have a vagina, the best of the sexy parts
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Old 09-25-2013, 01:50 PM   #25537 (permalink)
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Further to the Penis thing...

Penises are a one trick pony...they get really hard and amaze their fans then they cap the show off with an enormous waterworks display and that's it...game over, job done

The vagina...
You had me at "get really hard.." and "The Vagina..."


Please continue

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Come back to me after you see your wife give birth and tell me the penis is cooler....
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WAY COOLER

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Well we are off for a walk, to see if gravity can get this baby out.... MFing baby .... you are ruining my parental leave..!!!!
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SPICY food and sexy darling!!

baby will come when s/he's good and ready but that's suppose to help
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