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ok ... so the first bit is going to be hard to believe ... but sometimes I've been known to come off (ever so slightly) as a Domme-type. I was at a party on Saturday and may have done just that and may have got a subbie guy a wee tad excited ...
So excited, he's emailed to say not only will he do a saline infusion in his balls at the next party in 2 weeks, but that he'll take 2 litres!! (Hold a 2 litre bottle against your sack and tell me that's a good idea). Seriously - 1 litre is more than enough for a 1st timer. AND, he also agreed to do a butterfly board - that's where the cock and balls are pinned to a board with hyperdermic needles a-la high school frog dissection. Now, to start with, I've NEVER done these things! And to finish with I'm not a Domme - I'm meant to be the one that agrees to stupid ideas! So, I need to do the - sorry for totally giving the wrong impression, I was just having a laugh and I hope I haven't totally fucked your view of BDSM speech ...
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Dear Soon to be ex-Mr Jo,
It's not me, it's you. Never contact me again. The thought of you makes me physically sick. You disgust me, and may have turned me against men for ever. Love, Jo. |
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