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Old 10-07-2013, 12:35 AM   #28311 (permalink)
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ok ... so the first bit is going to be hard to believe ... but sometimes I've been known to come off (ever so slightly) as a Domme-type. I was at a party on Saturday and may have done just that and may have got a subbie guy a wee tad excited ...

So excited, he's emailed to say not only will he do a saline infusion in his balls at the next party in 2 weeks, but that he'll take 2 litres!! (Hold a 2 litre bottle against your sack and tell me that's a good idea). Seriously - 1 litre is more than enough for a 1st timer.

AND, he also agreed to do a butterfly board - that's where the cock and balls are pinned to a board with hyperdermic needles a-la high school frog dissection.

Now, to start with, I've NEVER done these things! And to finish with I'm not a Domme - I'm meant to be the one that agrees to stupid ideas!

So, I need to do the - sorry for totally giving the wrong impression, I was just having a laugh and I hope I haven't totally fucked your view of BDSM speech ...
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Old 10-07-2013, 12:42 AM   #28317 (permalink)
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Dear Soon to be ex-Mr Jo,

It's not me, it's you. Never contact me again. The thought of you makes me physically sick.

You disgust me, and may have turned me against men for ever.

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Old 10-07-2013, 12:43 AM   #28318 (permalink)
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lol.

Not quite the line I was going for ...
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Old 10-07-2013, 12:43 AM   #28319 (permalink)
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ok ... so the first bit is going to be hard to believe ... but sometimes I've been known to come off (ever so slightly) as a Domme-type. I was at a party on Saturday and may have done just that and may have got a subbie guy a wee tad excited ...

So excited, he's emailed to say not only will he do a saline infusion in his balls at the next party in 2 weeks, but that he'll take 2 litres!! (Hold a 2 litre bottle against your sack and tell me that's a good idea). Seriously - 1 litre is more than enough for a 1st timer.

AND, he also agreed to do a butterfly board - that's where the cock and balls are pinned to a board with hyperdermic needles a-la high school frog dissection.

Now, to start with, I've NEVER done these things! And to finish with I'm not a Domme - I'm meant to be the one that agrees to stupid ideas!

So, I need to do the - sorry for totally giving the wrong impression, I was just having a laugh and I hope I haven't totally fucked your view of BDSM speech ...
lol i wrote my reply before i saw your post.

i don't think i'd change too much
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