Boys Vs Girls

[dEadERest]

940

[Barker]

942

[dEadERest]

944

[Barker]

946

Why do I get the feeling that Luna is just sitting and watching us, letting us gain confidence before she swoops in and crushes our progress.

[campy]

Barker
Not everyone has a person watching them from above....You mormons

Ok, enough with the sausagefest

944

[Barker]

946

I sure hope that I don't have someone watching me from above. Especially not when I start getting that endless, eternal, and celestial sex that they keep promising I'll get if I wait until marriage.

[campy]

944

Or you could end up with a woman who was trained from birth that sex is for sluts and decides the day after marriage she doesn't like it.

Risky business babe, not for the faint of heart!

[Barker]

946

No it's not, but seeing as we aren't allowed to gamble it's the closest that I'll ever get to playing high stakes poker.

Besides, you'd be surprised how many of those Mormon girls who were taught that any kind of sex is bad are really horny. I've been propositioned by girls who are "Good Mormon girls" ummm... let me count. 6 times? Yeah, by six different girls in the past year alone. Several of those girls propositioned me multiple times. There are enough fun Mormon girls that I'll take my chances.

[dEadERest]

Originally Posted by Barker

when I start getting that endless, eternal, and celestial sex that they keep promising I'll get if I wait until marriage.

boneyard


948

[Barker]

950

Originally Posted by dEadERest

boneyard


948

Especially when you consider that it's supposed to be with multiple wives when you become a God. Man, Mormonism has such a great benefits package.