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Old 12-12-2013, 04:30 PM   #38831 (permalink)
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Man, Mormonism has such a great benefits package.
don't forget the canned goods


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Old 12-12-2013, 04:33 PM   #38833 (permalink)
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That too. Did I mention that if you are unemployed the church will frequently help pay your rent/mortgage/bills and give you free food.

"Join us, become as our brethren, not as our slaves." -Some dude in the Book of Mormon.
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I've grown fond of drinking beer... but send the Mormon sluts my way!
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Old 12-12-2013, 05:13 PM   #38840 (permalink)
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I will, just keep in mind that they'll be checking for the magical, bulletproof, Mormon underwear before they'll do stuff with you.
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