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Can you use one of those little clippy things to undo the staples? Or just sit on a photocopier that's got an built in staple remover thingo? Walking through airport security would be great. Trip the detector and make them wand you, and have your snatch set it off |
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Him: ohhh no, that one's crooked. We'll just take it out and try again.
Me: uhh huhhhh Him: hmmm … and that one … Me: Seriously?! Him: oops, I'll have to do that one again … Me: What the fuck is wrong with you?!! Him: Shut up. You don't know how hard this is. Me: Riiight. *I* don't know how hard this is …!! |
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