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Old 01-02-2014, 11:23 PM   #40881 (permalink)
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Old 01-02-2014, 11:27 PM   #40882 (permalink)
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Scummy Steps to Success:

1) Post her noodz on teh interwebs. I can help with this if needed.
2) Let her catch you doing a shit in the shower. Justify it by "it was too far to go to the can". Then do a piss while she's yelling at you.
3) Leave your browser open on a particularly disgusting Craigslist ad. Preferably one where a guy is asking for another guy to let him fuck his shit-filled arse. Again, I can help with this if needed...
4) While she's asleep, stick a dildo up her arse and leave it there. In the morning, deny EVERYTHING. This will lead her to believe that either you're a sick fuck who arserapes her in her sleep and she leaves, or she's a sick fuck who needs more anal. Either way, you win.
Scummy, you're such a helpful guy. Willing to sacrifice by helping your online friend with all of that.
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Old 01-02-2014, 11:33 PM   #40884 (permalink)
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Old 01-02-2014, 11:35 PM   #40885 (permalink)
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He's a sick fuck.
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Old 01-02-2014, 11:41 PM   #40888 (permalink)
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You're right. I'm pretty sure that Jesus once said: "Greater love hath no man that this, but to look up porn and post naked pictures of GFs for his friends."

I'm positive that's it. I'm an expert on Jesus.
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