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The constant ego flexing, so hot |
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lol don't know about ego flexing. I feel sorry for him, but i do like playing with him. Kind of like poking a retard with a stick to see what happens. biggest spider (including legs) would have been about the size of my hand (with my fingers stretched out). |
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Holy gad.....scum, if i saw a spider that big it moose shit my pants for reals. Its fascinating.
Have you tried survivorman yet? 1364 Im only fucking with you, ep has a boner for you right now.....hyperfocused. |
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The only katg fan who ever got under my skin was bob, that dude would try to fight with a drunk flea....
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the big ones are ugly, but the ones you have to watch out for are the smaller, deadly ones. I walked through a fucking spider web the other day - it was very thick & strong and that's when you know you've walked through something spun by a nasty bastard. it was running from the side fence to the house (about 1.5m). I found where the cunt's main web was and sprayed the fuck out of it. A black bastard dropped out and eventually died. If you touch your middle finger to your thumb, that's about the size of him, but the cunt was jet black. very nasty. Redbacks are pretty common too. small, black, with a brilliant red stripe on their arse. you have to be really careful lifting up bits of wood, or sticking your hand into the mailbox etc. and nope haven't tried survivorman yet. still queued in my bittorrent client ![]()
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Ooooh, i love the spider stories, its like watching american horror story for mega pussies like me.
It is so good i live in a cuntry where we freeze our little bastards for 6 full months ...only stubborn bitches can survive up here Yes, thats the dude...many a posts spent on his troll bait....grrrrrrr 1364 |
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yeah, fucking spiders. one of my earliest memories as a kid is looking down at my right shoulder and seeing a fucking huge black spider there. i guess it fell out of a tree or some shit, but i fucking freaked the fuck out. i guess i missed the premium bob. all i saw of him were some drips of faggottry. |
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