Boys Vs Girls

[Paraquat]

1302.
I mean in the fleshlight.
I never saw a battery slot.

[campy]

1298

Piffo never posted a number

[Paraquat]

1300.
And you never replied to my pm.

[JusJAzz]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

So I recently bought a Fleshlight. This is a wonderful invention. It is a fake vagina/ masterbator in the shape of a flashlight. I paid $149 for it. As the cashier at the adult store rang me up she says, "Oh and you're going to need this bottle lube, as well."

Hey I bought a fleshlight months ago actually I bought it online. The online shop recommended to use it with water-based lube and not with silicone lube. Yes I purchased a water-based lube too. Luckily a friend gave me a discount code that gives freebies, some adult DVDs and discreet shipping for free, and most of their products are 50% off on every single item when you'll use that discount code. So I gave it a try and yes the offer is real I got my package with freebies, adult DVDs and I received it for free discreet shipping and I got a big discount. So if you want to try it too the discount code is PROMO50 and the online shop is AdamAndEve.com use the code at the checkout to get the discount. And the free shipping offer is available within USA only.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by JusJAzz

Hey I bought a fleshlight

I cannot take you seriously until you have a KATG VIP badge. They're $14.99/ month.

Thanks. EP

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Paraquat

1300.
Yea, you got robbed.
Also where did the batteries go?

Ohhhhh. lol. Sorry. I got the 'vibrator or Vib' Fleshlight. IT's basically the regular one but with 3 bullet vibrators you slip into the sleeve, (right up by the opening) but it's a total pain in the ass.

You have to fill all three little bullets with those tiny watch batteries, then turn em on, (had one switch break on one within 2 uses) then warm up your sleeve, THEN try and fit those vibs into the fleshy wet sleeve, then put it all into the shell, then cover everything in lube etc

It's a bit much. I go manual jerk most times, but it is a little extra treat every now and again. The vibrator motion is nice but a tedious process. Makes you wish you'd just taken the time to make a turkey sandwich and call a girlfriend and make plans and wait to get laid.

This is all logical thinking that can only come from blowing a load though. It's a real catch 22 being a man. These women have no idea.

[Scumhook]

1304

i love this thread

[Paraquat]

Are you slipping 1302?
I was 1300 so I can't be 1302.

[campy]

1302

DUDE, I am so sorry for missing those PMs, I replied my friend.

[campy]

Ep, you need to become a salesman for the fleshlight, except drop the pain in the ass bit. I bet every guy reading this thread , if they don't already have one, have added the fleshlight to their Christmas wish list after reading your rave review. I'm jealous! Youporn features many young studs enjoying their fleshlights. Good for you forgiving it the old college try!

BTW
Relationships are a LOT more tedious then sticking tiny batteries into a lubed vibrator or haven't you noticed.