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Old 03-10-2015, 07:57 AM   #67581 (permalink)
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You boys and your boobs

And girls who swing that way
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So, any life updates?? Let me guess...

Para had a real bad year 2013-2014 so the all might powers that be have decided to shine some light down. He now has a stunning little girlfriend who prefers to give rather then receive, his ex became instantly fat, he was bequeathed a Harley from an uncle he never knew he had. His indoor garden has flourished and he's branched out to growing the worlds greatest dope. Finally, the bosses finally realized the brainchild they had at work and discovered that to keep Para they'd have to cut his hours and gave him a huge raise.

Pondscum became ruler of the darknet by seizing control of the personal computers of every over paid CEO across Austrailia, finding out their dirty porn habits and squeezing them for thousands in extortion bucks. With the money he opened his very own brewhouse and began brewing the countries best ale. he built a world class penthouse on top of his brewing company with a full size bar in every room. Even his jacuzzi was filled with beer. The women flocked to his penthouse and, for a few months, scumbag was able to service their needs but then he happened upon a little Russian pixie girl with a hereditary glandular problem in the chest area . He took pity on her and the three of them, scumptruck, his pixie and her enormous breasts have been an item ever since.

DEad decided he'd had enough of his overpaid successful job as an office genius and quit. he wanted to devote his life towards his best, personal work.....creating informational videos on how to please your partner. DEad and his wife discovered early in life that dEad had a gift , a talent so great it had to be shared. It began with unicorns in the bedroom and they quickly moved to small instructional videos. It has only been in the last 3 months that dEads "how to make her toes curl" video has gone viral in the online porn world. With the new found wealth DEad opened the countries first school the sexually dysfunctional where he has become dean od going down.


I am close right??
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