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Old 03-14-2015, 06:38 AM   #67631 (permalink)
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One of us comes up with a statement , the rest of us have to respond with the most inappropriate answer they can think of.....

Of course, when I proposed this I was semi drunk and it seemed like a great idea at the time....now it seems lame.

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Ok, so here's the first statement:

I wrote a memoir of my life and the title is:
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"Even the Priests Wouldn't Touch Me"
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Penis Butter and Jelly.
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Old 03-15-2015, 06:27 AM   #67640 (permalink)
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Oh my, very good choices. In the card game the one who makes the statement chooses the winner so therefore can't give an answer (i'd choose my own ).

The winner gets to make the next statement.....of course the winner is penis butter and jelly if only for the gag factor.

Para, you're next...
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