Boys Vs Girls

Paraquat · 04-10-2015, 05:33 PM

You joke, but if you saw the size of his dong in the pictures he sent me you'd think he was a 14 year old boy.

NilFC · 04-10-2015, 06:14 PM

3816

So you've seen, "down under."

Paraquat · 04-10-2015, 06:14 PM

3818.
It truly is an unruly prison colony.

campy · 04-10-2015, 07:34 PM

3816

How I wish I could engage online at Work like the good ole dayz...

FINALLY a topic I have expertize in.....giving head. I have a bit of advice to give on this topic
For her: practice makes perfect, you (head giver) have total control in this situation, it is a prerequisite in any relationship to give head so get used to it and own it. You don't need to take it all if you can't, do what you can and use your hand for the rest. Guys love head, make sure it's in your repetoire and the better you are the better sex is all around. it is worth the time it takes to practice, get used to and eventually LOVE.

For him: no thrusting of pushing down of the head if she's a puker. Swallowing is not a prerequisite. If she's a puker just be patient and let her take the tip until she eases into it. but don't back down on expecting it, it is a prerequisite. Make sure she knows how much you love it, her effort is worth it.

For the single guy, the well upholstered girls have more to prove and like stuff in their mouths....just saying.

Paraquat · 04-10-2015, 07:37 PM

3818.
Fantastic advice, the both of you.

Now how do I coach her on the premise that I've been discussing our intimate life and soliciting corrective sex advice from strangers on the Internet.

campy · 04-10-2015, 09:04 PM

3816

Well start with following the man rules, no force feeding during the event. Tell her to take her time, go slow, encourage her as she goes. if she does something you dont like make sure she knows about it promptly but in a nice way. She will get better and like it more as she gets more experience.

But what will you do if she hates it and doesn't want to do it. Will you be happy with hand jobs in lieu of?

Paraquat · 04-10-2015, 09:06 PM

3818.
I guess we shall see.
I'm in complete agreeance that BJ's are necessary.

Scumhook · 04-10-2015, 09:06 PM

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In my defense, I'm quite well hung for a 14 year old...

dEadERest · 04-11-2015, 02:41 AM

strangers?

3822

Paraquat · 04-11-2015, 06:58 AM

3824.

04-10-2015, 05:33 PM	#67881 (permalink)
Paraquat Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Britski, CT Posts: 9,420	You joke, but if you saw the size of his dong in the pictures he sent me you'd think he was a 14 year old boy. campy, NilFC and Scumhook like this.
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04-10-2015, 06:14 PM	#67882 (permalink)
NilFC Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Houston Posts: 2,434	3816 So you've seen, "down under." campy likes this.
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04-10-2015, 06:14 PM	#67883 (permalink)
Paraquat Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Britski, CT Posts: 9,420	3818. It truly is an unruly prison colony. campy, NilFC and Scumhook like this.
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04-10-2015, 07:34 PM	#67884 (permalink)
campy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 11,868	3816 How I wish I could engage online at Work like the good ole dayz... FINALLY a topic I have expertize in.....giving head. I have a bit of advice to give on this topic For her: practice makes perfect, you (head giver) have total control in this situation, it is a prerequisite in any relationship to give head so get used to it and own it. You don't need to take it all if you can't, do what you can and use your hand for the rest. Guys love head, make sure it's in your repetoire and the better you are the better sex is all around. it is worth the time it takes to practice, get used to and eventually LOVE. For him: no thrusting of pushing down of the head if she's a puker. Swallowing is not a prerequisite. If she's a puker just be patient and let her take the tip until she eases into it. but don't back down on expecting it, it is a prerequisite. Make sure she knows how much you love it, her effort is worth it. For the single guy, the well upholstered girls have more to prove and like stuff in their mouths....just saying. NilFC, Paraquat and Scumhook like this.
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04-10-2015, 07:37 PM	#67885 (permalink)
Paraquat Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Britski, CT Posts: 9,420	3818. Fantastic advice, the both of you. Now how do I coach her on the premise that I've been discussing our intimate life and soliciting corrective sex advice from strangers on the Internet.
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04-10-2015, 09:04 PM	#67886 (permalink)
campy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 11,868	3816 Well start with following the man rules, no force feeding during the event. Tell her to take her time, go slow, encourage her as she goes. if she does something you dont like make sure she knows about it promptly but in a nice way. She will get better and like it more as she gets more experience. But what will you do if she hates it and doesn't want to do it. Will you be happy with hand jobs in lieu of?
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04-10-2015, 09:06 PM	#67887 (permalink)
Paraquat Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Britski, CT Posts: 9,420	3818. I guess we shall see. I'm in complete agreeance that BJ's are necessary.
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Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	3820 In my defense, I'm quite well hung for a 14 year old... NilFC likes this.
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04-11-2015, 02:41 AM	#67889 (permalink)
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