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Well why not make something else your go to sex act Para, not being " into it" is a serious turn off
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Maybe shes into anal or rubbing it out for you of facials, maybe jiggling your MASSIVE member between her funbags until you blow her chin off with your load?
MAKE IT WORK BABE, stop fretting and have FUN! |
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Tonight I made
Pork tenderloin stuffed with cream cheese walnuts and mango chuteny Mashed spuds Tomato salad with feta, cucumbers and a pan fried onion vinaigrette for supper My man complained because I used mango chutney WTF...this boy it too spoiled. |
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I haven't tried facials yet.
She is height / weight proportionate; being 5'2 means there isn't enough fun in her bags to titty fuck. She already said no to anal based on my size. But did say she's receptive to bondage. |
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Where's Jo when you need her?
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I dunno, there are a lot of body parts to rub yourself up against, youre sounding like a defeatist! Invest in a fleshlight shaped like a mouth and ask her to use it on you. The possibilities are endless. If you make all about how she cant give you oral without puking then you will, eventually, torpedo your budding romance. |
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