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His name is unimportant, by day his friends, family and online persona is "scumhook", A slightly acerbic smart mouth with misogynistic overtones. By night, when the man slave comes out, he is known to all in his community as"kitten" Scumhook, the man, is an I.T. Drone for a low rent, vanilla, online porn company. He starts most mornings battling an endless hang over by guzzling black coffee from the 2 litre vessel he calls a mug and chewing grumpily on a cold piece of toast and veggamite or a greasy left over pizza roll. Kitten in check until the witching hour. Scumhooks daily attire consists of oversized cargo shorts, slimfit white t- shirt and black hoodie. Considering most of the players in his office are in any form of undress, he fits in just fine. But, come clock out time, scumhook begins the transformation to kitten. A slow meander over his favourite past time the boys vs girls thread on katg while he belittles lovingly his two favourite posters, quiet and mysterious luna, and the ever present, overly involved campo. Scumhook begins the ritual dressing, black stockings, leather hood, gstring on backwards....as expected by Mistress Mayhem. To forgo the details is to suffer the wrath of the Mistresses 6 foot bull whip with horse phallus handle...he shuddered with anticipation and quickly turned his gstring back around. The buzzer sounded to Kittens 3rd story flat. he rung Mistress Mayhem in, got on his knees in front of the door and awaited the punishment whispering "Treat me mean, keep me keen" |
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