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Old 06-15-2006, 01:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Question Can I take a break from religion on 6/30 for #300?

So usually Friday night is the sabbath for us jews. No TV, no driving, no smoking but KATG decides to make this fuckin event on the holy day of rest.

Just so happens that my wife will be out of town that Firday and I can come if I want to. I have strayed from the righteous path a few times before and I dont think god will striketh me down for one more.

Help me justify my planned indiscretions people!!
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Old 06-15-2006, 01:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Okay, be religious on thursday. This time will count because you are paying in advance. Besides that God is on KATG's side because of the daily prayer. So, sin away and repent later.

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Old 06-15-2006, 02:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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So usually Friday night is the sabbath for us jews. No TV, no driving, no smoking but KATG decides to make this fuckin event on the holy day of rest.

Just so happens that my wife will be out of town that Firday and I can come if I want to. I have strayed from the righteous path a few times before and I dont think god will striketh me down for one more.

Help me justify my planned indiscretions people!!
You are sleeping with another mans wife,

I think religion is the least of your worries
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Old 06-15-2006, 03:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You are sleeping with another mans wife,

I think religion is the least of your worries
lol. yeah, you're already fucked (litterally). you believe in the old testament vengeful god anyways. if he was going to strike you down, he would have done so for the whole "should i sleep w/ my friend's wife" deal. and let's not even talk about all of the masturbation.
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Old 06-15-2006, 03:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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...and let's not even talk about all of the masturbation.
Only if he's not thinking about Jesus:

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"While the Bible does not outlaw masturbation, it severely restricts the circumstances under which it may occur"
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Old 06-15-2006, 03:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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No TV, no driving, no smoking ...Help me justify my planned indiscretions people!!
Dude! Join my club. We ain't got no rulz like dose.

Be a good person. Dat's about it.

Smoke, drink, drive (not together, mind you), TV, porn, pork and pork products, no guilt, pirate hats...
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Old 06-15-2006, 04:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I dunno about the pork thing. Kinda nauseates me.
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Old 06-15-2006, 05:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Doesn't the show start friday at midnight? so when the show actually starts it's saturday. You'll just have to walk to the show or what ever the rules are and then light up them smokes and order 3 bears at a time.
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Old 06-15-2006, 05:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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You only live once.

Don't necessarily trust me, I'm almost completely opposed to organized religion.
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Old 06-15-2006, 05:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I dunno about the pork thing. Kinda nauseates me.
Pork's delicious! Nature's miracle beast!
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