can we start a suck a dick saturday?

[Cubby]

Originally Posted by HuggieBear

Why is this thread still alive??

To make fun of a 16-year-old.

Originally Posted by bonscott1

although i did cover the run-on part

Punctuation is more than just avoiding run-on sentences, young man. Take this example:

i know, i compose my writing complexly for a 16 year old, but try to keep up

This one is ironic because you don't write correctly nor is it a complex sentence. After "i know" there should be a period. It's the completion of a thought, or an independent clause, so you either have to use a conjunction and a comma to keep the sentence going, use a semicolon to keep the sentence going and make sure the next independent clause is related, or just end the sentence.

And to write complex sentences you must use dependent clauses, not just string independent clauses together; those are called compound sentences. (See how I used that semicolon?)

Also, learn to spell.

[marina]

Skin Flute Ha Ha!

Just doing my part to keep this thread on top.

[bonscott1]

this was a joke thread, it shouldn't still be alive

it was made for the purposes of getting everyones attention, and it seemed to have worked . . .

[bonscott1]

oh, yeah


no, i didn't get blown

[ncfcyank19]

Originally Posted by bonscott1

oh, yeah


no, i didn't get blown

Don't worry. There's time

Unless you're one of those emo cutter kids and based on your avatar that doesn't seem to be the case.

[marina]

Originally Posted by ncfcyank19

Don't worry. There's time

Unless you're one of those emo cutter kids and based on your avatar that doesn't seem to be the case.

Are you serious? Emo cuter kids are the only kind of kids the girls (and those boys so inclined) are blowing these days. It's all the rage

[ElleJ]

Originally Posted by marina

Are you serious? Emo cuter kids are the only kind of kids the girls (and those boys so inclined) are blowing these days. It's all the rage

Are you serious? I'm old. Those are the only kids I want to punch.

I mean, wait...Who said that?

[marina]

Originally Posted by ElleJ

Are you serious? I'm old. Those are the only kids I want to punch.

I mean, wait...Who said that?

Not you, I'm sure. You're too much of a lady

[brotherdarkness]

Originally Posted by ElleJ

Are you serious? I'm old. Those are the only kids I want to punch.

I mean, wait...Who said that?

It's entirely possible it was me. Either that or we share a brain.

[ncfcyank19]

Hey let's donkey punch the emo dorks!

um...wait. That's not what I meant.

Fuck.