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Old 07-16-2007, 12:25 PM   #111 (permalink)
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Well the Ryerson dorms were 2 blocks away from the "Rainbow" district, so that might have rubbed off on me. (Damn, even that sounded gay) Fuck.

We weren't going to do anything with the shirts, we had originally just planned to wear the white shirt and red shorts.

The night before they had the USA dodgeball shirts for sale at the pub, and after seeing those, I knew we had to something on our end. The next day, we went out to the Eaton Center and bought the t-shirt transfers and then went back to a buddy's house to get them printed and ironed on.

We tried to find the old school brown round safety glasses, but the tinted ones we wore were the only cheap ones we could find. People thought they were just sun glasses, but they were just meant to be "safety glasses".

I knew Keith would be aiming straight for our heads, so we thought we be prepared.
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Old 07-16-2007, 12:29 PM   #112 (permalink)
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Are you selling your ass for gay porn?

yikes.

Not "selling".

"Renting".
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Old 07-16-2007, 12:35 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Actually, 4 of the 5 people on the team were French Canadian.
...and apparently weren't even KATG fans (before Friday, anyway). As you mentioned on the live show (?)

But really? I didn't 'ear no haccents.

Sneaky Frenchies. They look almost like us. Now they SOUND like us. WTF next?

(Fetchez le vache!
--Le quoi?
Le vache!
--Le quoi?
The COW!)
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Old 07-16-2007, 12:38 PM   #114 (permalink)
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And speaking of being French Canadian; the opening prayer and national anthem should have been bilingual. But i'm not going to go there.
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Old 07-16-2007, 12:44 PM   #115 (permalink)
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Sneaky Frenchies. They look almost like us. Now they SOUND like us. WTF next?
Poutine-flavored cereal.
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Old 07-16-2007, 12:48 PM   #116 (permalink)
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what evs....we kicked your ass and I didnt even get to play...one thing that was sad I dont think any of us could remember the words to our own national anthem.../so ashamed
We beat US Ass...and apologized.

We fumbled thru our own anthem. Sorry. Me face red too.

But...in our defence: they changed the fuckin words. I can sing the one I learned in Public School, but this new version? No chance.

Keet said "don't keep changing yer money". I say that should go for anthems, too.

And we don't give ourselves nearly as much practice singing ours either.

Props, tho, on yerz. I mean, it's got 'splosions & everything! All we're doin is standing on guard. You guys are in the trenches throwin grenades n shit.

But who's this Jose guy (an illegal?) and why do you care what he can see?
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Old 07-16-2007, 12:52 PM   #117 (permalink)
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...not to mention that our national symbols are:

a rodent (beaver)

a cop (Mountie)

...and a LEAF (maple).

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck Us!
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Old 07-16-2007, 01:07 PM   #118 (permalink)
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So the US invaded a foriegn country with a superior force. Won most of the battles, and was still beaten down and humiliated by the indeginious people.

- Damn that almost never happens
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Old 07-16-2007, 01:07 PM   #119 (permalink)
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YEAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Mmmmmmm....what is that you taste America? Oh yes, it's a mouthful of defeat. Sour ain't it?
& re Michael G's "defeat tastes like pork"

- apparently, so does human flesh (not personal experience; just somethin I heard);

- why not, every other fuckin thing tastes like chicken

- (sweet n) sour pork?

- not pork, ham. (Delicious ham sammitch...with just a liiiiiiitle bitta shit on it)

Fuck. If I'm gonna re-register with a shorter nic I shoulda done it before all these posts.

Ass Doubt? Wave Puncher? The Wavinator?

Preparing to shut up now.
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Old 07-16-2007, 01:17 PM   #120 (permalink)
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Thanks for the welcome. I was on team 300.
As was I. (But Bo could throw.)

Man, we had so many (last minute) strategies...and didn't do fuckin ONE of them.

But yeah, "good times; good times"

My main strategy for next time: don't wait 25 years between games (ie since high school).

K. ACTUALLY shutting up in 3....2....
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