I want to secuce my friend...

fallingwindows · 12-13-2009, 11:50 PM

I am currently sitting across from a very very attractive guy friend. We don't normally touch each other but recently the sexual tension has been killing me. I know he will reciprocate if I make a move but since I have this chance to plan:

How should I tell him I want to sex him?

I have time to do something cute and possibly less awkward than crawling over to him, knocking the computer off his lap and putting myself there.

better dylan · 12-14-2009, 12:28 AM

lick his neck

evadwolrab · 12-14-2009, 12:37 AM

Stroke his cheek with a nipple. Yours, not just one you found.

marina · 12-14-2009, 01:09 AM

Throw his computer on the floor, and jump up and down on it while yelling "I'm your computer now, bitch!" Then slide 2 fingers in your cunt and put them in his mouth. Works every time.

DWarrior · 12-14-2009, 01:13 AM

Whip em out

djoh615893 · 12-14-2009, 03:40 AM

Shit, if he's mature enough just be candid about it. If not, make sexy puns. Either way, you're going to score. Surely you're a hot woman so you can't lose.

Keith · 12-14-2009, 05:30 AM

You need to stab his best friend.

Kydizzle · 12-14-2009, 02:33 PM

my first thought was to sexually assault any number of his family members until he gets the clue that it's his nuts you want, but that's just off the cuff.

golgi body · 12-14-2009, 02:48 PM

Put on "Schindler's List".

CuriousKlepto · 12-14-2009, 03:26 PM

Introduce him to the concept of Suck-A-Dick Wednesday, if he doesn't know already.

12-13-2009, 11:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
fallingwindows Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 225	I want to secuce my friend... I am currently sitting across from a very very attractive guy friend. We don't normally touch each other but recently the sexual tension has been killing me. I know he will reciprocate if I make a move but since I have this chance to plan: How should I tell him I want to sex him? I have time to do something cute and possibly less awkward than crawling over to him, knocking the computer off his lap and putting myself there.
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12-14-2009, 12:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
better dylan Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 297	lick his neck
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12-14-2009, 12:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
evadwolrab Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Preston, UK Posts: 256	Stroke his cheek with a nipple. Yours, not just one you found.
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12-14-2009, 01:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
marina Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I live in Southern California. Posts: 3,055	Throw his computer on the floor, and jump up and down on it while yelling "I'm your computer now, bitch!" Then slide 2 fingers in your cunt and put them in his mouth. Works every time.
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DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	Whip em out
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djoh615893 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Florence, TX Posts: 166	Shit, if he's mature enough just be candid about it. If not, make sexy puns. Either way, you're going to score. Surely you're a hot woman so you can't lose.
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12-14-2009, 05:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,966	You need to stab his best friend.
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Kydizzle Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 438	my first thought was to sexually assault any number of his family members until he gets the clue that it's his nuts you want, but that's just off the cuff.
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12-14-2009, 02:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
golgi body Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 866	Put on "Schindler's List".
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12-14-2009, 03:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
CuriousKlepto Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wilkes-Barre Area, 10pts if you know where that is. Posts: 428	Introduce him to the concept of Suck-A-Dick Wednesday, if he doesn't know already.
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