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Old 07-05-2006, 12:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Lightbulb Clowns can Get you Pregnant

"A woman attempting in-vitro fertilization (IVF) is unlikely to conceive. But when performance is dismal, doctors know how to save the show: Send in the clowns! In a recent Israeli study, women undergoing clown therapy were 75% more likely to conceive through IVF than women whose lives lacked big red noses and overcrowded cars. Of the 93 women entertained by a professional clown for 10 to 15 minutes, 33 became pregnant. The study's results appeared in the greater context of research showing that high levels of stress can prevent women from ovulating. Yes, apparently 15 minutes of personal attention from Bozo is a way of reducing stress. For all the women who might disagree with this assumption, perhaps clown time could be an effective new form of birth control. Warning: For the love of all that is good, don't actually try using a clown as a contraceptive.
(source: the Scotsman)"

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Old 07-05-2006, 12:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That's what I've been missing, no wonder!
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Old 07-05-2006, 08:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Clowns and deadbeats, beware of both.
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Old 07-06-2006, 02:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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So could you call them Fucking Clowns? If so I know a few of those...
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Old 07-06-2006, 03:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Just goes to show that Israelis don't find clowns creepy and unfunny like the rest of the world ;])
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Old 07-06-2006, 08:07 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I wanna see those balloon animals!
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