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Old 03-01-2010, 02:18 AM   #111 (permalink)
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Granted, but if tonight never ends Keith and Chemda's book is never released and it's all your fault.

I wish I could ditch work for a few days and keep listening to the marathon for its entirety.
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Old 03-01-2010, 04:37 AM   #112 (permalink)
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Granted, but if tonight never ends Keith and Chemda's book is never released and it's all your fault.

I wish I could ditch work for a few days and keep listening to the marathon for its entirety.
You got fired so you now you have all the time to listen to the marathon, but you've lost your hearing, so you have to find the transcript...there is no transcript. Also your dick falls off, for no reason.


I wish my roommates were a bit cleaner.
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Old 03-01-2010, 05:30 PM   #113 (permalink)
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You got fired so you now you have all the time to listen to the marathon, but you've lost your hearing, so you have to find the transcript...there is no transcript. Also your dick falls off, for no reason.


I wish my roommates were a bit cleaner.
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Granted, but now he/she cleans obsessively, all the time, and douses you with bleach when you walk through the door, causing you to be blind.

I wish I could have as many kittens as I wanted, without being considered fkn crazy.
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:01 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Granted, but now he/she cleans obsessively, all the time, and douses you with bleach when you walk through the door, causing you to be blind.

I wish I could have as many kittens as I wanted, without being considered fkn crazy.
Granted, you have all the kittens that you want, but they're dead and stuffed...by you...and nobody thinks you're fuckin' crazy...they think you're completely insane.


I wish I never got congested.
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Old 03-02-2010, 12:51 PM   #115 (permalink)
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Luckily you didn't, you haven't attended enough Voodoo-it Yourself classes to cast the curse correctly...you did however burn your house down with that curse...STUDY MORE.


I wish I hadn't created a paradox by granting a wish that would nullify the granting of a wish prior.
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Old 03-02-2010, 05:54 PM   #116 (permalink)
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Granted, but because you're a slow learner you follow this travesty up by dividing by zero.

I wish I had more of the mac n cheese my gf made today.
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:39 PM   #117 (permalink)
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Granted, but because you're a slow learner you follow this travesty up by dividing by zero.

I wish I had more of the mac n cheese my gf made today.
Granted, but after eating several bowls of it you discover that it was mac 'n toe cheese.

I wish I had more fries to share.
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Old 03-02-2010, 07:08 PM   #118 (permalink)
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Granted, but someone has a heart attack after your fry caused them to fall riiight over the cusp of bad health.

I wish I could find the PERFECT flat, no problems, and that my life was rosy.
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:12 PM   #119 (permalink)
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Granted but it has a deposit of 500babillion dollars.

I wish I had a working computer.
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:16 PM   #120 (permalink)
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Granted but it has a deposit of 500babillion dollars.

I wish I had a working computer.
Granted, but it's a VIC=20.

I wish I could change careers tomorrow.
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