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Granted, but if tonight never ends Keith and Chemda's book is never released and it's all your fault.
I wish I could ditch work for a few days and keep listening to the marathon for its entirety. |
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I wish my roommates were a bit cleaner. |
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Granted, but now he/she cleans obsessively, all the time, and douses you with bleach when you walk through the door, causing you to be blind. I wish I could have as many kittens as I wanted, without being considered fkn crazy. |
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I wish I never got congested. |
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Luckily you didn't, you haven't attended enough Voodoo-it Yourself classes to cast the curse correctly...you did however burn your house down with that curse...STUDY MORE.
I wish I hadn't created a paradox by granting a wish that would nullify the granting of a wish prior. |
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I wish I had more fries to share. |
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Granted, but someone has a heart attack after your fry caused them to fall riiight over the cusp of bad health.
I wish I could find the PERFECT flat, no problems, and that my life was rosy. |
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