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Old 03-04-2010, 02:23 PM   #131 (permalink)
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Granted. Your friends played a practical joke on you and hot-glued index cards to every surface of your home, including your furniture. Good luck getting that shit out!

I wish I had something to do today.
You do, you must bail out Lake Erie. You have until dark thirty to complete this task.

I wish the soles of my boots lasted about three weeks longer than they do.
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Old 03-04-2010, 06:23 PM   #132 (permalink)
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I wish the soles of my boots lasted about three weeks longer than they do.
Granted. They last three weeks longer because your legs are broken and you can't walk.

I wish I had a piece of chocolate cake.
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Old 03-04-2010, 07:05 PM   #133 (permalink)
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Granted. They last three weeks longer because your legs are broken and you can't walk.

I wish I had a piece of chocolate cake.
Hands chocolate cake with special brown ingredient

I wish for the Manga Berserk to end already
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Old 04-07-2010, 01:56 PM   #134 (permalink)
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I wish for the Manga Berserk to end already
It ends when Puck and Evarella migrate to Williams Street and live happily forever with the Squidbillies.

I wish for more wishes.
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Old 04-08-2010, 11:15 AM   #135 (permalink)
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Wish granted, and now every wish made sinks you to a deeper level of your own personal flavor of hell. Have fun with them!

I wish that my ex wife would literally eat herself to death (starting with her own hands) on her couch in front of a TV playing a dipshit chick flick.
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Old 08-06-2010, 01:39 PM   #136 (permalink)
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hmmmm, this was a thread-killer of a wish. The first proclivity would be to state that the horrible bitch is dEad, having consumed her own putrid flesh and oozed into the couch whilst an endless loop of Practical Magic plays on but I somehow feel that is not the case and would only be rhetorical and boring. Then there's the issue of corrupting said wish, bringing it back upon the wisher such that it elicits some measure of trauma or misfortune.

I'll take a shot:

she heard what you wished for which pissed her off and motivated her to clean up, get healthy and she landed a successful yuppie and is living happily.

yeah . . whatever

I wish Justin Timberlake had never brought sexy back.
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Old 08-06-2010, 02:04 PM   #137 (permalink)
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Granted, he never brought sexy back...

because he's been busy always being 2 steps behind you, singing "Sexy Back" 24/7, all day, every day, until one of you dies first.


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