Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation

[gumby013]

Originally Posted by hoshnobobo2.0

you develop an allergy to coffee

i wish i had all of super mans powers without his weaknesses

Everyone gets them and you aren't so super anymore.

I wish I lived in an active volcano.

[marina]

Originally Posted by gumby013

Everyone gets them and you aren't so super anymore.

I wish I lived in an active volcano.

No one comes to visit you, citing heath reasons.

I wish I never had to sneeze again.

[EastTexas]

Originally Posted by marina

No one comes to visit you, citing heath reasons.

I wish I never had to sneeze again.

You don't, but it now comes out as uncontrollable wet, snotty farts and you have to change your underwear everytime.

I wish my saliva was orange flavored.

[punk'n]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

Your saliva is the flavor of the orange rind.

I wish my dog could talk.

Your dog learns how to talk and you find out he hates you.

I wish I could go home now.

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by punk'n

Your dog learns how to talk and you find out he hates you.

I wish I could go home now.

You can, but your creepy stalker is waiting there for you.

I wish I had another sammmich right now.

[BrownEyedBtch]

Granted, but the meat is spoiled and you spend the rest of the night shitting up a storm.

I wish semen didn't make hair sticky.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by BrownEyedBtch

I wish semen didn't make hair sticky.

It's an excellent styling product leaving your hair soft and manageable, but you're still walking around smelling of spunk.

I wish my house could clean itself.

[Loki74]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

I wish my house could clean itself.

It can, but decides that you are unclean and it sterilizes you.

I wish that it would stop snowing.

[lordfish]

Originally Posted by Loki74

It can, but decides that you are unclean and it sterilizes you.

I wish that it would stop snowing.

Water still has to fall from the sky, and it is still subzero, hail stones the size of bowling balls rain down kill countless people.

I wish i could actually earn a living

[BrownEyedBtch]

Granted. You earn exactly what you need to live on, therefore no money for luxuries such as beer, internet, and prostitutes. At least this show is still free!

I wish I would stop expecting to see the headline "Arty Lange Dies" just because he was hospitalized yesterday.