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Old 01-04-2010, 04:39 PM   #21 (permalink)
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These wishes sound like they could all be put in the next installment of keith's beloved wish master series
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Old 01-04-2010, 08:22 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Water still has to fall from the sky, and it is still subzero, hail stones the size of bowling balls rain down kill countless people.

I wish i could actually earn a living
Granted, you earn a living....for someone living in the slums of Mumbi.

I wish for world peace.
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Old 01-04-2010, 08:45 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Granted, you earn a living....for someone living in the slums of Mumbi.

I wish for world peace.
granted. this world becomes dull and lifeless as well as this show and no more rants.

i wish for world hunger and live coverage of all the chaos.
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:06 PM   #24 (permalink)
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granted. this world becomes dull and lifeless as well as this show and no more rants.

i wish for world hunger and live coverage of all the chaos.
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I wish I would stop expecting to see the headline "Arty Lange Dies" just because he was hospitalized yesterday.
Granted. World hunger causes canibalism and you are one of the first caught killed and eaten on the news.
Granted. The second you lose interest in seeing the headline, it happens and you don't care at all.

I wish I'd die and then be resurrected all zombie Jesus style.
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Old 01-04-2010, 11:32 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I wish I'd die and then be resurrected all zombie Jesus style.
You do but realize that everyone on earth is glad you're dead because you were kind of a dick.

I would love it if all of my debt were paid off.
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Old 01-05-2010, 02:17 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I would love it if all of my debt were paid off.
You work hard for years and pay off all of your debt, but the very second you actually pay off the dept, you suffer a massive coronary and die penniless and with a goofy grin.

I wish I could shoot fricken lasers out of my eyes.
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Old 01-05-2010, 02:40 AM   #27 (permalink)
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You work hard for years and pay off all of your debt, but the very second you actually pay off the dept, you suffer a massive coronary and die penniless and with a goofy grin.

I wish I could shoot fricken lasers out of my eyes.
You get laser eyes but can't control them and accidentally kill everyone you love.

I wish I had a big slice of chocolate cake.
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:54 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I wish I had a big slice of chocolate cake.
Granted. The cake is so large it fills your entire house. You suffocate and die.

I wish my shift key would work properly.
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Old 01-05-2010, 05:32 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Granted. The cake is so large it fills your entire house. You suffocate and die.

I wish my shift key would work properly.
It does, every time you press the shift key on the right your keyboard shifts three feet to the right, and vice versa. Pretty soon using the computer becomes too frustrating for you to continue. Guess we won't be hearing from you after that point.

I wish the walkway outside my place wouldn't ice up so quickly.
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Old 01-05-2010, 06:42 AM   #30 (permalink)
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It does, every time you press the shift key on the right your keyboard shifts three feet to the right, and vice versa. Pretty soon using the computer becomes too frustrating for you to continue. Guess we won't be hearing from you after that point.

I wish the walkway outside my place wouldn't ice up so quickly.
granted! It's now Hot Lava.

I wish my cold weather gear weren't so flammable.
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