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Old 01-05-2010, 08:39 AM   #31 (permalink)
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granted! It's now Hot Lava.

I wish my cold weather gear weren't so flammable.
Ok it's not but it now also no longer protects you from the cold so you freeze to death.


I wish I had remembered to bring a lunch today.
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Old 01-05-2010, 09:33 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I wish I had remembered to bring a lunch today.[/QUOTE]

granted you did remember, but it's the one you made a year ago and the food is full of maggots, and you eat it anyways.

i wish i could spend everyday fishing for a living.
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Old 01-05-2010, 09:51 AM   #33 (permalink)
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i wish i could spend everyday fishing for a living.
Granted. Congratulations, you're the bait. You're mashed to a bloodly pulp and sold as blood bait.

I wish my cat would learn to clean his litter box properly by himself.
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Old 01-05-2010, 10:27 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Granted. Congratulations, you're the bait. You're mashed to a bloodly pulp and sold as blood bait.

I wish my cat would learn to clean his litter box properly by himself.
Granted. Your cat leaves the box properly clean but leaves all of the litter lumps in your bed.

I wish I could get over my phobia of eating in a restaurant alone.
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:00 AM   #35 (permalink)
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I wish I could get over my phobia of eating in a restaurant alone.
Granted. As you're dining alone, you choke and nobody notices to help you.

I wish I had super powers.
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:21 AM   #36 (permalink)
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I wish I had super powers.
Granted: You are now MexiMole!, a human sized mole man with extreme tunneling power and massive explosive flatulence that you use to defeat your enemies by pumping buildings full of gas. And you're blind, wear a tiny sombrero and must live underground forever.

I wish Bruno was back.
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Old 01-05-2010, 12:03 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I wish Bruno was back.
Granted: Bruno comes back and makes sweet love to you by the fire place 8 hours a day, every day.

I wish i didn't sleep all day then have insomnia at nights

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Old 01-05-2010, 12:13 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I wish i didn't sleep all day then have insomnia at nights
Granted. Now you sleep for good. With the fishes.

I wish someone would humble my favorite grabber by eliminating him in tonight's poker game.
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:43 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Granted. Now you sleep for good. With the fishes.

I wish someone would humble my favorite grabber by eliminating him in tonight's poker game.
they eliminate him and you in the same hand.

i wish i had a 4.0 in college.
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Old 01-05-2010, 04:57 PM   #40 (permalink)
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they eliminate him and you in the same hand.

i wish i had a 4.0 in college.
Granted. But they changed the grading system to a 100 point scale.

I wish I had eaten lunch or breakfast.
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