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Old 01-05-2010, 05:20 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I wish I had eaten lunch or breakfast.
Granted. Breakfast is giving you the squirts every 5 min. Lunch has made you vomit and continue to dry heave since.

I wish roses didn't exist.
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Old 01-05-2010, 05:48 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I wish roses didn't exist.
Granted. Your great grandfather gave your great grandmother tulips on the first date and she wasn't quite as impressed and didn't go on a second date. You and the rest of your family were never born.

I wish I won the lottery.
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Old 01-05-2010, 07:57 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Granted. Your great grandfather gave your great grandmother tulips on the first date and she wasn't quite as impressed and didn't go on a second date. You and the rest of your family were never born.

I wish I won the lottery.
You won the lottery, 7.5 million dollars. It was the Zimbabwe lottery.



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Old 01-05-2010, 07:58 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Granted. Your great grandfather gave your great grandmother tulips on the first date and she wasn't quite as impressed and didn't go on a second date. You and the rest of your family were never born.

I wish I won the lottery.
You win the AIDS lottery. Congrats, you now have AIDS.

I wish I will never get an STD but can partake in all of the usual activities that transmit them.
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:24 PM   #45 (permalink)
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You win the AIDS lottery. Congrats, you now have AIDS.

I wish I will never get an STD but can partake in all of the usual activities that transmit them.
You can take part in brutal gay anal sex, infact you have no choice, you get violently raped 12 hours a day buy a massive black cock. Congrats, now you have AIDS! :P

I wish i had a FEMALE sex slave who cleaned my house and saw to my every sexual request.
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:32 PM   #46 (permalink)
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You can take part in brutal gay anal sex, infact you have no choice, you get violently raped 12 hours a day buy a massive black cock. Congrats, now you have AIDS! :P

I wish i had a FEMALE sex slave who cleaned my house and saw to my every sexual request.
Granted. And she nags you constantly about how you never help out around the house and that her last master was better in bed.

I with I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
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Old 01-06-2010, 12:15 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Granted. And she nags you constantly about how you never help out around the house and that her last master was better in bed.
Seems like a small price to pay

please continue with your game good people x
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Old 01-06-2010, 03:56 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Granted. And she nags you constantly about how you never help out around the house and that her last master was better in bed.

I with I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
you where fired.

i wish smallville was a good show
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Old 01-06-2010, 09:54 AM   #49 (permalink)
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i wish i was a popcorn.
Granted, you are a burnt blackened nasty one.

I wish earth was blown to bits and ever person on it dead. (I'm interested to hear the downside on this one.)
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Old 01-06-2010, 12:06 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Granted, but somehow you survived, and you're fucking lonely with no food, water, or sustainable resources.

I wish I really knew whether diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Last edited by BrownEyedBtch; 01-06-2010 at 12:08 PM. Reason: someone beat me to the popcorn response.
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