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Old 01-07-2010, 05:57 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Granted. But the only person you're allowed to sleep with is your mother.
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I wish I hadn't looked at the side of my french fry container and saw just how many calories I was consuming at that moment.
Granted, you believe they are fat free and eat 50 hammocks full, making you the size of a medium fuel barge

I wish for an amazing work placement in america over the summer
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Old 01-07-2010, 07:13 AM   #62 (permalink)
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I wish for an amazing work placement in america over the summer
Granted you are now "The Amazing Lordfish", circus geek, and you spend your days biting the heads of live chickens.

I wish every day was Saturday
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Old 01-07-2010, 07:26 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Granted you are now "The Amazing Lordfish", circus geek, and you spend your days biting the heads of live chickens.

I wish every day was Saturday
Granted. But pay day is Thursday.


I wish I had a kite.
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Old 01-07-2010, 07:53 AM   #64 (permalink)
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I wish I had a kite.
Granted. But you get anally raped by a Nazi (if you've read The Kiterunner you'll get this reference)

I wish I was that we had rocket packs (its 2010 for god's sake)
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Old 01-07-2010, 11:54 AM   #65 (permalink)
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I wish I was that we had rocket packs (its 2010 for god's sake)
Granted, but yours explodes, immediately killing you.

I wish using glitter as revenge didn't also mean I'd get stuck with some around me as well.
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Old 01-07-2010, 01:07 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Nothing glitters in your presence. Anyone who comes in contact with you is immediately stripped of jewelry and all sparkling objects. You have no friends and have to relocate to a lepers nudist colony. Instead of glitter you only see drab surrounding and naked rotting flesh.

I wish America was a free country like the founders intended.
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Old 02-25-2010, 02:59 AM   #67 (permalink)
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this thread totally fucked itself.
Let's restart this bitch.

I wish i could find a nice, inexpensive apartment in Hawaii in a secured building with no problems whatsoever.
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Old 02-25-2010, 03:24 AM   #68 (permalink)
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I wish i could find a nice, inexpensive apartment in Hawaii in a secured building with no problems whatsoever.
Granted, but you can't find any type of work to afford the low rent so you're evicted.

I wish I never had to clean the litter box again.
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Old 02-25-2010, 03:44 AM   #69 (permalink)
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I wish I never had to clean the litter box again.
Granted, but now the cat shits on your living room floor instead.


I wish I had nicer abs.
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Old 02-25-2010, 04:06 AM   #70 (permalink)
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Granted, but now the cat shits on your living room floor instead.


I wish I had nicer abs.
You get nicer abs, but thats a result of the AIDS which leads to your tragic death.

I wish I was a famous stand up comedian.
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