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Old 02-25-2010, 05:23 AM   #71 (permalink)
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You get nicer abs, but thats a result of the AIDS which leads to your tragic death.

I wish I was a famous stand up comedian.
Granted. You go to an open mic to try out your material, have a terrible case of nervous shits on stage and become a youtube sensation overnight.

I wish this wish weren't granted.
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Old 02-25-2010, 10:45 AM   #72 (permalink)
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Granted. You go to an open mic to try out your material, have a terrible case of nervous shits on stage and become a youtube sensation overnight.

I wish this wish weren't granted.
granted but instead of him shitting poo he shits out you, because he's a pothead and now your the waste of a subhuman waste.

i wish upstate ny had wild monkeys.
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Old 02-25-2010, 12:59 PM   #73 (permalink)
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They do. But they get more attention than you do and you become NY's most famous case of vagina repellant.

I wish I looked good in tiny shorts.
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Old 02-25-2010, 02:28 PM   #74 (permalink)
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I wish I looked good in tiny shorts.
You do. To psychotic sadistic misanthropes.

I wish my demons would evacuate my brain lump.
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Old 02-25-2010, 02:39 PM   #75 (permalink)
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I wish my demons would evacuate my brain lump.
They will, but they'll inhabit your genitals in the form of herpes instead.


I wish I had my own apartment.
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Old 02-25-2010, 02:50 PM   #76 (permalink)
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They will, but they'll inhabit your genitals in the form of herpes instead.


I wish I had my own apartment.
Granted. It's 100 sq ft with no shower or toilet, and overlooks the dumpster to an Indian restaurant. Welcome to NYC!

I wish it were 4:00 already.
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Old 02-25-2010, 03:02 PM   #77 (permalink)
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I wish it were 4:00 already.
Granted, it is 4:00 but you accomplished nothing so your boss fires you.

I wish nothing bad ever happenes to me or the people I care about.

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Old 02-25-2010, 03:47 PM   #78 (permalink)
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Granted, it is 4:00 but you accomplished nothing so your boss fires you.

I wish nothing bad ever happenes to me or the people I care about.
Granted. You and all the people you care about are never born.

I wish I weren't so sleepy.
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Old 02-25-2010, 04:52 PM   #79 (permalink)
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Bam, you'll never be sleepy again, because you fell into a coma.

I wish I had a new laptop.
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Old 02-25-2010, 07:06 PM   #80 (permalink)
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Bam, you have a new laptop embedded in your forehead.

Sometimes I wish I was nearer to NYC.
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