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Old 02-25-2010, 07:16 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Sometimes I wish I was nearer to NYC.
Granted, but now you live in the Jersey Shore house with the whole cast of Jersey Shore. Permanently.


I wish my wedding was tomorrow.
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Old 02-25-2010, 07:17 PM   #82 (permalink)
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It is, but no one got the memo and no one showed up, including the groom.

I wish I didn't have to get rid of my Hawaii driver's license.
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Old 02-26-2010, 01:52 AM   #83 (permalink)
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i wish i could freeze time.
Granted, but you can only freeze time for other people while you continue to age, thus aging much faster than everyone you love.

I wish my bills would pay themselves.
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Old 02-26-2010, 02:20 AM   #84 (permalink)
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Granted, but you can only freeze time for other people while you continue to age, thus aging much faster than everyone you love.

I wish my bills would pay themselves.
they do but its from your account and its twice as much for the service.

i wish i got payed at the end of the day rather then every two weeks
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Old 02-26-2010, 08:38 AM   #85 (permalink)
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they do but its from your account and its twice as much for the service.

i wish i got payed at the end of the day rather then every two weeks
Granted, however the daily pay program is paid in Confederate Dollars.

I wish that more people would find a way to be productive in their own little way and mind their own damn business.
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Old 02-26-2010, 12:10 PM   #86 (permalink)
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done, and done. But now no one ever talks to anyone so you live in lonely misery for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to drive to NH in this silly snow
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Old 02-26-2010, 01:20 PM   #87 (permalink)
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done, and done. But now no one ever talks to anyone so you live in lonely misery for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to drive to NH in this silly snow
Done! Now you're a walker.

I wish that this war in Afghanistan suddenly ended, and we all go home.
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Old 02-26-2010, 02:46 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Done! Now you're a walker.

I wish that this war in Afghanistan suddenly ended, and we all go home.
Granted. The entire armed forces will crash on your couch,drink all of your beer, eat all your food, and bang your woman.

I wish the KATG relationship book was out now!
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Old 02-26-2010, 02:51 PM   #89 (permalink)
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I wish the KATG relationship book was out now!
Granted. But you get a bootlegged copy and Keith and Chemda get upset at you for not supported the show. You are then banned from the forums.

I wish my boss would stay in her office today.
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Old 02-26-2010, 03:44 PM   #90 (permalink)
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Granted. But you get a bootlegged copy and Keith and Chemda get upset at you for not supported the show. You are then banned from the forums.

I wish my boss would stay in her office today.
Granted, and you have to bring her chocolates, then hand-feed her them one at a time while she masturbates to pictures of you and grunts like a wild boar.

I wish that retarded bosses would become Darwin award statistics
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