Craigslist Scares My Penis

[Enunciated Piffle]

'Missed Connections Post'

[headline] To the guy who pissed in my butt - w4m - 21 (Rhino)

[post] As if the cold, dull, walk of shame wasn't bad enough, I started leaking when I went to The Shack to eat breakfast with my mom. Thanks a lot, dickhead.

[NilFC]

[headline] Golden Space Dragon - w4m - 28 (Houston)

[post] i seen u in the Chili's bathroom when i aksidently walked into the mens room on purpose a little. u seemed sorta shocked but also like u were in luv at 1st sight & i wuz 2 cuz i remembered u from a future life where i wuz a beautiful space prinsess and u were a golden space dragon just flyin round space givin me rides & sex & compliments & stuff and ya it was pretty cool so take me ice sk8ing and then feel me up reeal good k?

also i do not care that u r poor that is fine cuz we can just sex each other & go hikin til i'm rich trust me it will be kewl

u r so hansum

[Paraquat]

Sounds legit.

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

yadda

Welcome back wierdo douche. Did the meds help?

[campy]

Jeez

Halfwits and numbskulls.....

Djquad, your cyberstalking Ep is boring now...lets move on darlin'

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by campy

Halfwits and numbskulls.....

Don't fret Campy. I have half these fools on ignore list.

NOW. Where the hell is your crazy Craigslist post?? They gots Craigslist up Kuh-nay-dee way, eh?

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Don't fret Campy. I have half these fools on ignore list.

Says the cunt who got banned for a week for being a faggot.

[campy]

Man of My dreams


Bigger wowen can have sex too - m4w - 28 (Montreal)
It is true that bbw like it rough ?

Would you like to worship my nice big cock? Sucking it, licking it, rolling you're tongue, lips up and down the shaft. Taking it deep in your throat first, sucking and licking my balls, both together pushed tight in you're mouth. While you suck them I grab your hair and make you're head bounce from left to right, up and down while I fuck you're throat deep and hard. I turn you over, with you're head hanging upside down, I continue fucking your face!! I lightly slap you again and again!! I make you point your ass in the air, as I spank you while you feel my cock up to your stomach. Thank you sir one more!! I love to roleplay, dirty talk, hair pulling, but nothing painful or weird. Open only to BBW and smaller BBW/chunky women. You mush show at least a litle bit of extra meat.

So let me get this straight, he's offering us big girls the chance to suck him off

How can this dude be single

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by campy

Djquad, your cyberstalking Ep is boring now...lets move on darlin'

Like I've ever Googled his name and mistaken him for someone else from L.A. lol

It puts a smile on my face to annoy the fuck outta him. The only one that's left to troll for fun is that bi-polar hillbilly.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by campy

You mush show at least a litle bit of extra meat.

It's this part that specifically tells the reader 'You are reading a CL post' You know specifically due to the level of creepiness and obvious lack of social skills.

Nice one Campy. It's good to know men in Canada are just as horny/ equally stupid as us Yanks.

Cheers