CRAZY SHIT PEOPLE DO AT WORK

CandyGirl · 03-08-2011, 02:39 PM

What is the craziest thing you or someone you worked with did while at work?

I'll go first... A few of my coworkers and I went to a bar on our lunch break and got trashed. We all spent the rest of our shifts totally buzzed. At some point during the night while my coworkers were watching porn on the TV's in the Electronics Department, I hooked up with one of the managers in a stockroom and then in the HR Manager's office. That night was a blast and nobody ever got caught.

fluxquanta · 03-08-2011, 05:43 PM

The guy who sits next to me uses Ask.com to search for things on Internet Explorer. How crazy is that?

CandyGirl · 03-08-2011, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fluxquanta

The guy who sits next to me uses Ask.com to search for things on Internet Explorer. How crazy is that?

No offense but your work must be pretty boring if that's the craziest thing you got! You guys can't do any better than that? Anybody...? Keith shit in someone's desk drawer and stuck his poop in the freezer while at work... you people disappoint me!!

Rhian · 03-08-2011, 06:29 PM

wow, I've got lots...

Maple syrup chugging contests, some pregaming before bars, (yes that means drinking), people giving 6'5 tall guys swirlies in the staff bathroom, I know lots that have had sex, (I swear I never did at work), watched movies, went on the roof and threw stuff at the staff for the kids (long story)...okay maybe nothing was that bad. When I owned my own biz it was all fine because I made the rules.

campy · 03-08-2011, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CandyGirl

No offense but your work must be pretty boring if that's the craziest thing you got! You guys can't do any better than that? Anybody...? Keith shit in someone's desk drawer and stuck his poop in the freezer while at work... you people disappoint me!!

google sarcasm, see what they gots...

thepetek · 03-08-2011, 07:03 PM

Watched the World Trade Center fall down.

What? too soon?

BrianAlt · 03-09-2011, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by thepetek

Watched the World Trade Center fall down.

I did too. Still fucks me up (to an extent).

picard102 · 03-09-2011, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CandyGirl

No offense but your work must be pretty boring if that's the craziest thing you got!

It's a lot easier to do stupid shit at work when you have a nonsense job you don't give a fuck about.

bofadeeznizzles · 03-09-2011, 08:37 AM

There may or may not have been semen in a milkshake for a coworker who said she never swallowed. But she knew about it before she drank it. If such an event occurred I mean.

FletchLives · 03-09-2011, 08:41 AM

all my fun at work was when i worked at QuikTrip. when there were 2 people there for the overnight shift we would get sleeves of cup lids and have wars across the store throwing the lids like frisbees. also, i got head in the beer cooler a couple times. and i took naps in the beer cooler. and i got drunk in the beer cooler.

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CandyGirl Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 22	CRAZY SHIT PEOPLE DO AT WORK What is the craziest thing you or someone you worked with did while at work? I'll go first... A few of my coworkers and I went to a bar on our lunch break and got trashed. We all spent the rest of our shifts totally buzzed. At some point during the night while my coworkers were watching porn on the TV's in the Electronics Department, I hooked up with one of the managers in a stockroom and then in the HR Manager's office. That night was a blast and nobody ever got caught.
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fluxquanta Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,122	The guy who sits next to me uses Ask.com to search for things on Internet Explorer. How crazy is that?
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Rhian Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Diego Posts: 4,102	wow, I've got lots... Maple syrup chugging contests, some pregaming before bars, (yes that means drinking), people giving 6'5 tall guys swirlies in the staff bathroom, I know lots that have had sex, (I swear I never did at work), watched movies, went on the roof and threw stuff at the staff for the kids (long story)...okay maybe nothing was that bad. When I owned my own biz it was all fine because I made the rules.
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thepetek Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: JC, NY Posts: 1,076	Watched the World Trade Center fall down. What? too soon?
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bofadeeznizzles Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Colorado Posts: 243	There may or may not have been semen in a milkshake for a coworker who said she never swallowed. But she knew about it before she drank it. If such an event occurred I mean.
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FletchLives Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dallas, Tx Posts: 901	all my fun at work was when i worked at QuikTrip. when there were 2 people there for the overnight shift we would get sleeves of cup lids and have wars across the store throwing the lids like frisbees. also, i got head in the beer cooler a couple times. and i took naps in the beer cooler. and i got drunk in the beer cooler.
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