Crime Fantasy

[as1eeponatrain]

Originally Posted by EastTexas

IRL I try give them Scientology literature. Over the years I've collected a few pamphlets and I keep them in a drawer by the front door.
Whatever they are trying to convert me to, I try to convert them to something else.

I've collected a lot of their literature but everytime I look at it it infuriates me. I told my mom I didn't like Jevhovas, and she said she'd pray for me. I can't fucking win. Gotta go load my AK. Sorry, Ice Cube, Lakers didn't beat the Supersonics.

[djoh615893]

I have thought this over many times over the years. I used to want to be able to brutally beat people who toss their garbage in my pickup bed, block the aisles in Wal-Mart, stop at green lights, and give unsolicited opinions and advice. Then I wanted to kill those people with my .45, using Hydra-Shock bullets. Now I'd very much like to torture the fucks who feel it necessary to condescend to others due to their own perceived shortcomings or whatever reasons they have. For them, I'd like to shove them into a little kennel cage and randomly pepper spray them, spray them with ice water while running an AC on full blast, blare shitty music for weeks on end through PA speakers, and other random cruel things.

I'd like to put a ram on the front of my truck and run it into shitty drivers without consequence. Better yet, metal spikes! That way, you'd see holes in the cars of shitty drivers. I'd enjoy all those things. I'd also enjoy randomly beating the shit out of douchebags who have to talk way louder then prudent in public and interrupt everyone else or otherwise be annoying to everyone in earshot. I would fuck them up with this riot stick I managed to find, beating them until they might have a crippling injury. Oh, that would be so satisfying!

[Rhian]

Originally Posted by djoh615893

I have thought this over many times over the years. I used to want to be able to brutally beat people who toss their garbage in my pickup bed, block the aisles in Wal-Mart, stop at green lights, and give unsolicited opinions and advice. Then I wanted to kill those people with my .45, using Hydra-Shock bullets. Now I'd very much like to torture the fucks who feel it necessary to condescend to others due to their own perceived shortcomings or whatever reasons they have. For them, I'd like to shove them into a little kennel cage and randomly pepper spray them, spray them with ice water while running an AC on full blast, blare shitty music for weeks on end through PA speakers, and other random cruel things.

I'd like to put a ram on the front of my truck and run it into shitty drivers without consequence. Better yet, metal spikes! That way, you'd see holes in the cars of shitty drivers. I'd enjoy all those things. I'd also enjoy randomly beating the shit out of douchebags who have to talk way louder then prudent in public and interrupt everyone else or otherwise be annoying to everyone in earshot. I would fuck them up with this riot stick I managed to find, beating them until they might have a crippling injury. Oh, that would be so satisfying!

THis is oddly hawt. I want to put myself in this scenario in said black catsuit, high sleek ponytail and you barking orders at me while I bear spray.

Ooops, wrong fantasy thread? My bad.

[EllaMacFarlane]

Originally Posted by lissabunnie

torture everyone who made me cry.

^5!

[lissabunnie]

Originally Posted by EllaMacFarlane

^5!

The people who I want to hurt made my 6 and 7th years of school really shitty. It was really miserable. Something was always said to me everyday about my weight and stuff. I really really hated it. Everysinglefuckingday.

[Zim]

Originally Posted by Rhian

THis is oddly hawt. I want to put myself in this scenario in said black catsuit, high sleek ponytail and you barking orders at me while I bear spray.

Ooops, wrong fantasy thread? My bad.

It wasn't hot before ... but you're getting it there.