Crocs

Enunciated Piffle · 06-08-2015, 09:15 PM

Hot Damn!!!

I'm loving me some Crocs. They're super comfy. Feel like your barefoot. River friendly. Easy to throw at deer in your garden. Great for summer. The list is endless...

But for some reason, (prolly cuz they're goofy looking) I'm getting some resistance on these bad boys.

So I'm taking this important query to the KATG streets. Do you wear 'em? Or do they dry out your respective genitalia?

Scumhook · 06-08-2015, 09:34 PM

Kill yourself.

Enunciated Piffle · 06-09-2015, 01:05 AM

Guys. You're making a lot of sense here.

I'm just worried about these shoes.

Do I mail them to Scum in the event of my death? Shove them directly up me arsehole?

I'm. Confused.

Enunciated Piffle · 06-09-2015, 01:10 AM

Scum. Do they even have these incredible footwear on that sun bleached shit hole island you call home?

I have to ask. Because. They're pretty amazing

Enunciated Piffle · 06-09-2015, 01:38 AM

Kind of interesting. You know people went to this thread. You can see the number count.

But few hit a poll where the names are shown. Interesting.

Scumhook · 06-09-2015, 02:02 AM

If he gets within 500m of St Peter, God will see his fucked footwear and smite his bitch ass straight to hell.

Crocs are proof that Satan exists, and that he has a sense of humour.

Scumhook · 06-09-2015, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Scum. Do they even have these incredible footwear on that sun bleached shit hole island you call home?

I have to ask. Because. They're pretty amazing

I have seen a few people wearing these appalling pieces of shit.

They've always been window-licking types who appear to be too stupid to wear any other types of footwear. And I say that as a resident of a country that wears thongs, moccasins and ugg boots.

PsychoLoco · 06-09-2015, 05:12 AM

I would never wear crocs as a fashion statement, but I do own a pair and get good use out of them. My wife is a fashionista and will not let me wear them anywhere but the beach, which is where they are most useful.

Like most sandals, flip-flops, or water-sox, they float, which is good in a current or soft sand/mud that pulls shoes off. However, they cover more of the top of the foot so they are easier to keep on when swimming fast and don't stretch out or dislocate/break like One-Eyed Davis' jaw at an LGBT parade. They cost $20 and you never have to buy another pair, whereas leather sandals in Kos cost 50 Euro and are ruined as soon as they get wet. They have soles at least twice as thick as sandals or water-sox, so I can step on sea urchins and the spines won't go through to my foot. And yes, the extra weight makes them much more accurate as a ranged weapon when confronting enraged wildlife, drunken Slavs, or gangs of marauding gypsy children.

dEadERest · 06-09-2015, 08:58 AM

i wanted to vote for the 3rd option but i wanted you in the crocs, so, yeah

Keith · 06-09-2015, 09:59 AM

I think there needs to be a Poll License.

View Poll Results: Do you wear Crocs?
Yes. Super Comfortable	6	26.09%
No. Ugly and Stupid	13	56.52%
Please die. Soon. Buried in anything but those awful shoes	5	21.74%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 23. You may not vote on this poll

06-08-2015, 09:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Crocs Hot Damn!!! I'm loving me some Crocs. They're super comfy. Feel like your barefoot. River friendly. Easy to throw at deer in your garden. Great for summer. The list is endless... But for some reason, (prolly cuz they're goofy looking) I'm getting some resistance on these bad boys. So I'm taking this important query to the KATG streets. Do you wear 'em? Or do they dry out your respective genitalia? Last edited by Enunciated Piffle; 06-08-2015 at 09:23 PM.
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06-08-2015, 09:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	Kill yourself. Enunciated Piffle likes this.
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06-09-2015, 01:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Guys. You're making a lot of sense here. I'm just worried about these shoes. Do I mail them to Scum in the event of my death? Shove them directly up me arsehole? I'm. Confused.
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06-09-2015, 01:10 AM	#4 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Scum. Do they even have these incredible footwear on that sun bleached shit hole island you call home? I have to ask. Because. They're pretty amazing
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06-09-2015, 01:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Kind of interesting. You know people went to this thread. You can see the number count. But few hit a poll where the names are shown. Interesting.
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06-09-2015, 02:02 AM	#6 (permalink)
Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	If he gets within 500m of St Peter, God will see his fucked footwear and smite his bitch ass straight to hell. Crocs are proof that Satan exists, and that he has a sense of humour. Enunciated Piffle likes this.
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06-09-2015, 05:12 AM	#8 (permalink)
PsychoLoco Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Ukraine Posts: 316	I would never wear crocs as a fashion statement, but I do own a pair and get good use out of them. My wife is a fashionista and will not let me wear them anywhere but the beach, which is where they are most useful. Like most sandals, flip-flops, or water-sox, they float, which is good in a current or soft sand/mud that pulls shoes off. However, they cover more of the top of the foot so they are easier to keep on when swimming fast and don't stretch out or dislocate/break like One-Eyed Davis' jaw at an LGBT parade. They cost $20 and you never have to buy another pair, whereas leather sandals in Kos cost 50 Euro and are ruined as soon as they get wet. They have soles at least twice as thick as sandals or water-sox, so I can step on sea urchins and the spines won't go through to my foot. And yes, the extra weight makes them much more accurate as a ranged weapon when confronting enraged wildlife, drunken Slavs, or gangs of marauding gypsy children. Enunciated Piffle likes this. __________________
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06-09-2015, 08:58 AM	#9 (permalink)
dEadERest Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: new 6'1" 206 lbs Posts: 5,452	i wanted to vote for the 3rd option but i wanted you in the crocs, so, yeah Keith and Enunciated Piffle like this.
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06-09-2015, 09:59 AM	#10 (permalink)
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