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Old 08-18-2015, 12:31 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 08-19-2015, 08:57 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I don't care about taboo. It's that I don't trust strangers.
A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet.

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Old 12-18-2015, 05:13 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Y'all. Tonight I started to connect with someone from work at our party. I came home because my Cats needed fed, then estalked him.

Yalls.

I found a photo of him with a much older gentleman who was wearing the same shirt that the last guy I hooked up with was wearing when I estalked him!

The last guy was almost too young for me at half my age pluus seven.

This is a bad sign, yes or no?

Am I doomed to only be attracted to people who were born the year my first boyfriend almost raped me and later?

How do I single lke this? And why are they so pretty?

#fml #sosayweall
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Old 12-18-2015, 01:02 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I love that when I'm real real drunk I come post on your forum.

I love you guys. I'm sorry I'm not around more, but I love that I think of you when I'm drunk.
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Old 12-19-2015, 03:36 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2015, 11:45 AM   #36 (permalink)
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The last guy was almost too young for me at half my age pluus seven.
don't buy into this bullshit. over 18 and his situation allows for it? by all means let him worship your body.

i've had a couple of 19 year olds and let me tell you, Cougartown is pretty swell.
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Old 12-20-2015, 10:33 AM   #37 (permalink)
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don't buy into this bullshit. over 18 and his situation allows for it? by all means let him worship your body.

i've had a couple of 19 year olds and let me tell you, Cougartown is pretty swell.
I would worship your body.
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Old 12-20-2015, 10:52 AM   #38 (permalink)
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FUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!! and welcome to the forums!
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Old 12-22-2015, 12:09 PM   #39 (permalink)
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