There is just no pleasing you sir.

Ok I'll give it a try:

December 12th 1787 - Pennsylvania becomes the second state to ratify the United States Constitution five days after Delaware became the first.

In 2002 North Korea reactivated the nuclear powerplant, that was believed to be used to create Nuclear weapons.

On this day in 1955 it was announced that the Ford Foundation gave $500,000,000 to private hospitals, colleges and medical schools. (I know, I know: "F*cking Americans")

You'd think with all that money the hospitals would have some saved to buy some computers.

Gotta pay off those lawsuits first!

They did, some of them are still using those card-punch machines today. What a value!

:rolleyes:

^5 America :)

Today in 2000 the US Supreme Court released its decision on Bush v Gore.

On this day in history I was about 10 months old in 1977. My mom was wearing a riduculous doo rag on her head and I was too cute for it. her friends were all smoking dope and lolz i didn't get it so there. it's been a long 31 years. well almost 32 :)

The feast of St. Lucy. December 13, 303 A.D., because her extreme beauty attracted too many admirers, Lucy gouged her own eyes out. Miraculously they grew back. After refusing to marry, the Romans forced her to become a whore. Early depictions show Lucy offering her eyes on a platter; she is now the patron saint of Sicily and of opticians.

December 13, 2008 Serial X and Mikey post pictures of blinded chicks on the KATG forums. Only serious thread cruisers can figure out how they both became facinated with the same idea on the same day.