Dear God... (not to be confused with show prayers)

yoav · 11-09-2006, 04:32 AM

If you've ever wanted to ask God why he hath made something in the world you don't like or understand, here's the place, you don't actually have to be a creationist to participate, here's mine

Dear god,

there's a lot of violence in the world today. i think we evolved to be a violent species cause we had to defend ourselves from giant birds that would carry our babies away. i mean look at the way all animals have evolved so far.. they have teeth, what are teeth for you ask? for defense, to attack and intimidate other beings. when a dog gets scared and has to defend itself it shows its teeth, when it wants to bite someone it shows its teeth, when it eats something it shows its teeth. we start of in the whom with no teeth, we have a tube attached to our stomachs. so why didn't we evolve to be able to suck food up that tube. that would have been spectacular, and extremely sexy.. kinda..not really. personally i dont think we would be such violent people always starting wars and running around killing eachother if we didn't have teeth and instead had a vacume capable ambilical chord...

Gunderling · 11-09-2006, 07:27 AM

Dear God,

Please find the assholes who stole my vehicle and strike them down with a bolt of lightning so intense that they incinerate into tiny piles of ash. Then, Lord, please guide my insurance appraiser to reimburse me twice as much as what the thing was truly worth.

For these things, Holy Father/Mother, I thank you.

Amen.

rellek · 11-09-2006, 09:35 AM

Dear God,

What do you have against me?

the big lebowski · 11-09-2006, 09:46 AM

dear god!

cryppitt · 11-09-2006, 10:23 AM

Dear God,

Why do I hate people, yet long to be accepted?

rellek · 11-09-2006, 10:27 AM

Fucccccccccccccck Youuuuuuuuu! (cryppitt not God)

william · 11-09-2006, 10:34 AM

Dear Darwin -

Why couldn't I have been the prodigy of a billionaire instead of a pauper?

Why didn't natural selection breed for immortality and perpetual health? You would think that the genes from beings that reproduce for years and years would win over the ones that have a short reproductive cycle.

Blitzgal · 11-09-2006, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by william

Dear Darwin -

Sweet.

But obviously reproduction and the passing on of one's genetic makeup is nature's version of immortality.

william · 11-09-2006, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

But obviously reproduction and the passing on of one's genetic makeup is nature's version of immortality.

Damn selfish genes!

jwdd27 · 11-09-2006, 11:38 AM

Dear God,

If I were to kill 'em all, would you sort them out?

thanks.

11-09-2006, 04:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
yoav Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,016	Dear God... (not to be confused with show prayers) If you've ever wanted to ask God why he hath made something in the world you don't like or understand, here's the place, you don't actually have to be a creationist to participate, here's mine Dear god, there's a lot of violence in the world today. i think we evolved to be a violent species cause we had to defend ourselves from giant birds that would carry our babies away. i mean look at the way all animals have evolved so far.. they have teeth, what are teeth for you ask? for defense, to attack and intimidate other beings. when a dog gets scared and has to defend itself it shows its teeth, when it wants to bite someone it shows its teeth, when it eats something it shows its teeth. we start of in the whom with no teeth, we have a tube attached to our stomachs. so why didn't we evolve to be able to suck food up that tube. that would have been spectacular, and extremely sexy.. kinda..not really. personally i dont think we would be such violent people always starting wars and running around killing eachother if we didn't have teeth and instead had a vacume capable ambilical chord...
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Gunderling Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 516	Dear God, Please find the assholes who stole my vehicle and strike them down with a bolt of lightning so intense that they incinerate into tiny piles of ash. Then, Lord, please guide my insurance appraiser to reimburse me twice as much as what the thing was truly worth. For these things, Holy Father/Mother, I thank you. Amen.
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