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Old 11-10-2006, 01:39 PM   #21 (permalink)
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dear god,

why does DJQ forget his greatest moments? (Thanks, by the way, next time look me in the eyes)

Why did you give Dan a license to make decision only you should make?

What did you do with Spooky?

Just asking, and doing your bidding
God Like Gansta'
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Old 11-10-2006, 01:59 PM   #22 (permalink)
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God Like Gansta'
but the sword
of MICHAEL from the Armorie of God
Was giv'n him temperd so, that neither keen
Nor solid might resist that edge: it met
The sword of SATAN with steep force to smite
Descending, and in half cut sheere, nor staid,
But with swift wheele reverse, deep entring shar'd
All his right side; then SATAN first knew pain,

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The sword of Michael, from the Armorie of God, was given [to] him temperd so that neither keen - nor solid - might resist that edge.

[And then the sword] met the sword of SATAN!

[Satan] with steep force to smite [and send them] Descending [to hell. Satan] reversed [course as Micahel's sword entered] his right side [and then]

SATAN first knew pain.

[Later... as Satan and his cohorts think back on what happened...]

Of Thunder and the Sword of Michael Wrought still within them...


- Milton, "Paradise Lost", with a little help by way of William
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Old 11-10-2006, 02:15 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Dear God,

Why couldn't you have made the tongue the sexual organ for men?
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Old 11-10-2006, 02:18 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I guess we ALL need some practice.
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Old 11-10-2006, 02:20 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I guess we ALL need some practice.
Or maybe the other one isn't adequate enough.
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Old 11-10-2006, 02:23 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Or maybe the other one isn't adequate enough.
Oh snap.

Zing.

I am going to go look in my Spam folder, see if anything in there might be able to help him
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Old 11-10-2006, 03:00 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Dear GOD,

How did even THIS thread degenerate into sophomoric perversion?

Oh well. When in Rome......Tiiiiddddiiies!
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Old 11-10-2006, 04:14 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Dear GOD,

How did even THIS thread degenerate into sophomoric perversion?
yay lord, this appears to be the beginning of a new age in this, thy wondering post. made in thine image, for aren't we all wondering, wondering, wondering. a holy sign that the new cycle of sense and dismay and perversion and sense is upon us. and while i have your ear dear lord, might i ask, where oh where did my little dog go? Amen
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Old 11-10-2006, 05:20 PM   #29 (permalink)
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dear god,

why did you create us to be sophmoric and perverted?
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Old 11-10-2006, 05:26 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Dear God,

Please make my 100th post meaningful, interesting and provoking.

"Wha happa?"



I'm not religious.
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