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Old 10-13-2007, 09:56 PM   #121 (permalink)
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Dear Ladies Ignored By WAD:

1) I have a big cock.

2) I eat pussy.

3) I will buy breakfast in the morning.

I await your response.

Sincerly,
Brother Darkness
well sir, you have me out matched and out classed. my hats off to ya.
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Old 10-13-2007, 09:56 PM   #122 (permalink)
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Fuck that, I'll make them breakfast in the morning.

<--Skilled cook. Take that!
^5

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adding to that, my wife says she'll have sex with you and we'll both cook you breakfast in the morning AND we won't even make you leave bed. We'll bring it to you.
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Old 10-13-2007, 09:59 PM   #123 (permalink)
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^5

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adding to that, my wife says she'll have sex with you and we'll both cook you breakfast in the morning AND we won't even make you leave bed. We'll bring it to you.
ok, thats enough. we dont need to form a queue of people who are more suited for the situation than i am.
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Old 10-13-2007, 10:00 PM   #124 (permalink)
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^5

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adding to that, my wife says she'll have sex with you and we'll both cook you breakfast in the morning AND we won't even make you leave bed. We'll bring it to you.
As long as she promises to talk.

Pussy magnet
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Old 10-13-2007, 10:01 PM   #125 (permalink)
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Damn, does this mean I need to get married if I want to pick up women?
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Old 10-13-2007, 10:04 PM   #126 (permalink)
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Damn, does this mean I need to get married if I want to pick up women?
No - it means you need to have a voice as sexy as Lushrain's.
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Old 10-13-2007, 10:06 PM   #127 (permalink)
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No - it means you need to have a voice as sexy as Lushrain's.
Don't worry. I'll talk to you all night baby.
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Old 10-13-2007, 10:09 PM   #128 (permalink)
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^5

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adding to that, my wife says she'll have sex with you and we'll both cook you breakfast in the morning AND we won't even make you leave bed. We'll bring it to you.
Now ya talking
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Old 10-13-2007, 10:11 PM   #129 (permalink)
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No - it means you need to have a voice as sexy as Lushrain's.
Totally.
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Old 10-13-2007, 10:11 PM   #130 (permalink)
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Don't worry. I'll talk to you all night baby.
I'm straight as an arrow - but something about your voice....
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