To Don't Do List

[windowsanddoors]

Originally Posted by brotherdarkness

Dear Ladies Ignored By WAD:

1) I have a big cock.

2) I eat pussy.

3) I will buy breakfast in the morning.

I await your response.

Sincerly,
Brother Darkness

well sir, you have me out matched and out classed. my hats off to ya.

[ncfcyank19]

Originally Posted by UGrabMyDrumstick

Fuck that, I'll make them breakfast in the morning.

<--Skilled cook. Take that!

^5

to the ladies:
adding to that, my wife says she'll have sex with you and we'll both cook you breakfast in the morning AND we won't even make you leave bed. We'll bring it to you.

[windowsanddoors]

Originally Posted by ncfcyank19

^5

to the ladies:
adding to that, my wife says she'll have sex with you and we'll both cook you breakfast in the morning AND we won't even make you leave bed. We'll bring it to you.

ok, thats enough. we dont need to form a queue of people who are more suited for the situation than i am.

[MyOhMy]

Originally Posted by ncfcyank19

^5

to the ladies:
adding to that, my wife says she'll have sex with you and we'll both cook you breakfast in the morning AND we won't even make you leave bed. We'll bring it to you.

As long as she promises to talk.

Pussy magnet

[UGrabMyDrumstick]

Damn, does this mean I need to get married if I want to pick up women?

[MyOhMy]

Originally Posted by UGrabMyDrumstick

Damn, does this mean I need to get married if I want to pick up women?

No - it means you need to have a voice as sexy as Lushrain's.

[lushrain]

Originally Posted by MyOhMy

No - it means you need to have a voice as sexy as Lushrain's.

Don't worry. I'll talk to you all night baby.

[Bebe]

Originally Posted by ncfcyank19

^5

to the ladies:
adding to that, my wife says she'll have sex with you and we'll both cook you breakfast in the morning AND we won't even make you leave bed. We'll bring it to you.

Now ya talking

[ElleJ]

Originally Posted by MyOhMy

No - it means you need to have a voice as sexy as Lushrain's.

Totally.

[MyOhMy]

Originally Posted by lushrain

Don't worry. I'll talk to you all night baby.

I'm straight as an arrow - but something about your voice....