Dudes... What would you choose? A girl with a flat ass, or flat chest?

[rehtaFrey]

I would vote flat ass since she would be on her back most of the time so...

[dEadERest]

I came back to make a point which has summarily been made by our rectal resident, MyButtPlug. In my experience it was the less endowed women who, I imagine for societal reasons, seemed like they had something to make up for and were more sexually creative, affectionate and generally fun. This really came to bear with a woman I met thru a friend who was smart, facially attractive and, when we were out, was a lot of fun. In the sack she was all about her massive bewbularity, "wanna fuck 'em?" "hang 'em in your mouth?" etc. But in the act itself she may as well have been a corpse. I certainly would defer to BroLo's assessment of said theory.

[iheartnihilism]

Originally Posted by phooey

I went for the butt.... if you have to choose... those Brazilian girls on the beach are better than the fake booby girls in Hollywood to me... no but, big boobs is not as good as nice butt small boobs..

Who said the boobs were fake? I dont like fake boobies. they look weird.

Originally Posted by dEadERest

The breasts evolved, and spooky will surely edify this statement, to mimic the buttocks cleavage. So I prefer the original feature. And a cliff butt is a weak, non-athletic butt.

This is true. It's cause cavemen did it doggie style.

Originally Posted by Mikey

notice most gals pick boobies.. hmmm... why would they pick something they already have?

Because they're nice to play with. Durr.


For the record i understood the question to be negative. like you'd you rather she have a nice ass with flat tits or vice versa. Who actually wants flat tits/ass? I though it was like "would you rather fuck your mom or blow your dad?" Either answer is bad, which is the least worst. Did i misunderstand?

[arty]

Originally Posted by rehtaFrey

I would vote flat ass since she would be on her back most of the time so...

Oh, risk it and try it doggy style with with a nice ass.

Originally Posted by dEadERest

I came back to make a point which has summarily been made by our rectal resident, MyButtPlug. In my experience it was the less endowed women who, I imagine for societal reasons, seemed like they had something to make up for and were more sexually creative, affectionate and generally fun. This really came to bear with a woman I met thru a friend who was smart, facially attractive and, when we were out, was a lot of fun. In the sack she was all about her massive bewbularity, "wanna fuck 'em?" "hang 'em in your mouth?" etc. But in the act itself she may as well have been a corpse. I certainly would defer to BroLo's assessment of said theory.

Bingo!

[Mikey]

ass always wins over tits

[Incognito]

I would much rather have a girl with small tits than a nonexistent ass. I've got to grab onto something besides her throat.

[empathy]

I'd rather a flat chest than a flat ass, hands down.

[drtygrrl]

Well I have both but a killer personality so now what??????????

[motownguy]

Originally Posted by drtygrrl

Well I have both but a killer personality so now what??????????

Now scoot over here and let's drink and talk shit about everybody else.

[BarryK]

flat chest, i love a curvy bum...and besides its easier to convince a chick to get a boob job over an ass job...