egghead science: LHC or we're all going to die

[typicallistener]

i wish you weren't ugly

[Eats Paste]

Originally Posted by hellbent

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Finally, a use for all that Roswell alien technology that we found.

I'm prayin' for the earth ending blackhole.

[WXyzzzzz]

Man's technology has exceeded his grasp. - 'The World is not Enough'
Zealous Nobel Prize hungry Physicists are racing each other and stopping at nothing to try to find the supposed 'Higgs Boson'(aka God) Particle, among others, and are risking nothing less than the annihilation of the Earth and all Life in endless experiments hoping to prove a theory when urgent tangible problems face the planet. The European Organization for Nuclear Research(CERN) new Large Hadron Collider(LHC) is the world's most powerful atom smasher that will soon be firing subatomic particles at each other at nearly the speed of light to create Miniature Big Bangs producing Micro Black Holes, Strangelets and other potentially cataclysmic phenomena.
CERN physicist Alvaro De Rújula in the BBC LHC documentary, 'The Six Billion Dollar Experiment', incredibly admits quote, "Will we find the Higgs particle at the LHC? That, of course, is the question. And the answer is, science is what we do when we don't know what we're doing." And CERN spokesmodel Brian Cox follows with this stunning quote, "the LHC is certainly, by far, the biggest jump into the unknown."
The CERN-LHC website Mainpage itself states quote: "There are many theories as to what will result from these collisions,..." Again, this is because they truly don't know what's going to happen. They are experimenting with forces they don't understand to obtain results they can't comprehend. If you think like most people do that 'They must know what they're doing' you could not be more wrong. Some people think the same thing about medical Dr.s but consider this by way of comparison and example from JAMA: "A recent Institute of Medicine report quoted rates estimating that medical errors kill between 44,000 and 98,000 people a year in US hospitals." The second part of the quote reads "...but what's for sure is that a brave new world of physics will emerge from the new accelerator,..." A molecularly changed or Black Hole consumed Lifeless World? The end of the quote reads "...as knowledge in particle physics goes on to describe the workings of the Universe." These experiments to date have so far produced infinitely more questions than answers but there isn't a particle physicist alive who wouldn't gladly trade his life to glimpse the "God particle", and sacrifice the rest of us with him.
This quote from National Geographic exactly sums this "science" up: "That's the essence of experimental particle physics: You smash stuff together and see what other stuff comes out."
For more information visit;
http://www.risk-evaluation-forum.org/anon1.htm
http://www.lhcdefense.org/
http://www.lhcconcerns.com
http://www.SaneScience.org/
http://www.LHCFacts.org
Popular Mechanics - "World's Biggest Science Project Aims to Unlock 'God Particle'" - http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/extreme_machines/4216588.html"

[hellbent]

I'm hoping that a rift opens up and magick returns to the world. (Shadowrun) Peoples suppressed genes activate and people transform into ogres, dwarves, elves, and we can shoot fireballs and shit. Or at the least that we dont all die being sucked up into a thousand black holes or the atmosphere doesnt catch fire.
It'd also be great if when they fire the thing up it makes the windows start up sound.

[hellbent]

xkcd

[standardman]

The scientists! They are rapping!



Higga please.

[standardman]

I believe it's firing on Thursday but at least they have the right man for the job.

LHCmisterfreeman.jpg

[picard102]

At least I wont have to pay rent.

[Ponko]

Hey hey! remeber that its racist to call it a black hole!

[DoomJazz]

can I getta Bosun... whoop whoop!!!

Bet they fire it up and all they get is Ron Pearlman stood there lookin' all red & pissed off