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View Poll Results: Circumcision?
Yes 16 36.36%
No 16 36.36%
I don't have a penis 8 18.18%
Oh Lord Jesus ain't noone got time for dese white boy prolems 7 15.91%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 44. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 09-10-2014, 02:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Eternal Foreskin Debate

I heard a quote today: "Uncircumcised males are like the vegans of the penis world"

Always trying to convert everyone, and running around with a big chip on their shoulder penis.

Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP)

I've never heard a bloke who was snipped complain about the brutal savagery that they can't remember enduring.

I have, however, heard plenty of snipped wankers crap on about how awful this thing that they've never experienced is.

I won't even bother with mentioning the fact that women have an opinion on anything apart from cooking, cleaning, and which tampon to use this topic.
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Old 09-10-2014, 03:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm not voting... Which in itself is a vote...

Fuck it I voted...
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Old 09-10-2014, 11:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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For a quick second, I thought the 4th option was written SPECIFICALLY for me bwahahaha good poll!
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Old 09-10-2014, 02:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I haven't heard the episode yet, am I a cockhead for voting?

I have no dick anyway. But as a girl, uncut all the way. More sensitive=more fun.

Here's a funny video by College Humour on why non-Jewish circumcision is a scam created by a nutjob Fundamentalist who wanted to reduce the urge to masturbate.
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Old 09-11-2014, 08:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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In MY humble experience, cut is usually cleaner (and prettier, therefore more appealing), but yes, uncut is more fun. You guys act like little bitches any time a person touches your natural wiener.. and that's amusing.
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Old 09-13-2014, 08:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I've had two uncut out of all the penises I've had (10%ish). Those have been my favorite. They're thicker and, unless you had shit parents, they know that they have to be extra about cleaning so that's never been a problem.

Also, super sensitive on the frenulum (that little bit under the mushroom head where the hood is still attached) so it's awesome to see 'em squirm during blowjobs.
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I've always thought the thickness was a genetic trait from my Polish side.

Hard to tell where the stereotypes end and facts begin. But, just liked "fried chicken and watermelon" all stereotypes started from a kernel of truth.
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I have yet to see a hooded dick that was not thin. Do thick hooded ones really exist? I always had them on my list between unicorns and the Loch Ness monster

But they are more sensitive. So less work for me. Still not a fan, tho. I always have to pull things back and then inspect for hygiene - by that time my vag calls a time out and it's a wrap. Over it. Not worth it. Unless it's Idris Elba or some shit you can keep those anteater dicks away from my ass. And all other orifices.

If I'm feeling generous I may let you jerk off near or on me....but that's his extra skin so he needs to do the extra work.
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You should add me on Snap chat. One thing I've discovered since my break up is that I really don't give a shit anymore.
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I've had two uncut out of all the penises I've had (10%ish).
2 is what 10% of what?

Answer:

Converting percentage to a decimal:
10% = 10 / 100 = 0.1

2 is 10% of what
= 2 / 10
= 2 / 0.1
= 20

10%ish? Wtf?

Is that 20 dicks.... What is an -ish dick?

I hate math....
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