This fake penis makes me want to take a fake piss

Wildgift · 09-17-2006, 12:26 PM

Woman pleads guilty in fake penis case
September 15, 2006

MCKEESPORT, Pa. --A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said.

Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.

The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.

The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police.

Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case."

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/artic...ke_penis_case/

Djtron75 · 09-21-2006, 06:41 PM

what.the.fuck.

FakeDrunkReadyToFakeFight · 09-21-2006, 08:04 PM

I thought this was going to be the story of the guy who got a penis implant and then had it amputated because he and his wife couldn't deal with it mentally.

I like this one though. That guy should get the job for the effort.

Nice try.

jsavimbi · 09-21-2006, 08:12 PM

This story reminded me of how we'd build bonfires out in the woods while drinking and there was always some asshole who'd piss in the fire. Burnt piss smells....unique.

Grimlock · 09-22-2006, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jsavimbi

This story reminded me of how we'd build bonfires out in the woods while drinking and there was always some asshole who'd piss in the fire. Burnt piss smells....unique.

Hopefully not as bad as asparugus piss. Fucking stinks and I hate myself afterwards.

09-17-2006, 12:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
Wildgift Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: los angeles Posts: 112	This fake penis makes me want to take a fake piss Woman pleads guilty in fake penis case September 15, 2006 MCKEESPORT, Pa. --A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store. Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said. Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test. The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police. Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case." http://www.boston.com/news/odd/artic...ke_penis_case/ __________________ "weddings, parties, anything...and bongo jazz a speciality" --The Clash visit www.xtheband.com www.myspace.com/wildgift56
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09-21-2006, 06:41 PM	#2 (permalink)
Djtron75 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Midland, MI Posts: 148	what.the.fuck.
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09-21-2006, 08:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
FakeDrunkReadyToFakeFight Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: KC, MO metro Posts: 191	I thought this was going to be the story of the guy who got a penis implant and then had it amputated because he and his wife couldn't deal with it mentally. I like this one though. That guy should get the job for the effort. Nice try.
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09-21-2006, 08:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
jsavimbi Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Angola Posts: 679	She was lucky This story reminded me of how we'd build bonfires out in the woods while drinking and there was always some asshole who'd piss in the fire. Burnt piss smells....unique.
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