favorite size

[the1thepwnly]

what is your favorite size? a girl i just met at a party told me my penis was too big for her but my ex-girlfriend said it was just right. i know personal preference plays a part in it but on average what is the average fav.

[Sparrow]

Oh, I get it. You have a big dick. Good for you, sweetheart.

[Lanfear]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Oh, I get it. You have a big dick. Good for you, sweetheart.

haha that was the first thought in my mind as well "yes of course you have a big dick you little cutiepie you"

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Oh, I get it. You have a big dick. Good for you, sweetheart.

Sparrow, you rule.

[John Galt]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Oh, I get it. You have a big dick. Good for you, sweetheart.

I'm reminded of the first time I called a car a "driveway penis" in front of my wife. I think she spit diet coke onto the dash.

[archicat]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Oh, I get it. You have a big dick. Good for you, sweetheart.

Sparrow, I love you.

[Cretaceous Bob]

Yeah, Sparrow elicited a hearty laugh from me.

[Alexandra]

Originally Posted by John Galt

I'm reminded of the first time I called a car a "driveway penis" in front of my wife. I think she spit diet coke onto the dash.

In my defense, sweet southern boy - those are not genteel first date words. I am sorry about the dashboard though. Perhaps the strains of Allman Bros tunes will suffice to make amends?

[Grapist]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Oh, I get it. You have a big dick. Good for you, sweetheart.

Best first post ever.

[Alexandra]

Have you ever noticed that two common insults are "little prick" and "big dick"? Neither of these, at least in that usage, are good things - and yet - men seem to need to brag about either. Really gentlemen, we're not surprised when you take your pants off - we are very very good at guessing by your personality. You don't have to give us any hints.