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[Alexandra]

Originally Posted by DarkKnightJared

You've heard men brag about having a little prick?

Yes. More than once. I guess if you are convinced of your own fabulousness than everything about you must be fabulous.

[roxymodest]

as long as it isn't intimidating.

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by Alexandra

Yes. More than once. I guess if you are convinced of your own fabulousness than everything about you must be fabulous.

You actually heard a guy, wait, many guys say: "Yeah, babe, i've got a dick so small that you'll barely even notice it!"

What a weird world we live in...

[Alexandra]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

You actually heard a guy, wait, many guys say: "Yeah, babe, i've got a dick so small that you'll barely even notice it!"

What a weird world we live in...

First of all, I said more than one - not "many" - secondly it's more like this: "look, I have a tiny/world's smallest (yep, that's what he said) penis! (in one case this part of the statement was accompanied by visuals and this was in public) - you know what that means right? It means than unlike all these losers/schmucks/etc (waves hand to encompass every other male on the premises) I've worked on every other skill imaginable (wink, wink, nudge nudge, you know what I mean?)!".

Loosely translated: because I have a small penis - I'm better in bed.

[yoav]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

You actually heard a guy, wait, many guys say: "Yeah, babe, i've got a dick so small that you'll barely even notice it!"

What a weird world we live in...

hehe "is that a tape worm or are you just happy to see me"

[Junkenstein]

Originally Posted by Alexandra

First of all, I said more than one - not "many" - secondly it's more like this: "look, I have a tiny/world's smallest (yep, that's what he said) penis! (in one case this part of the statement was accompanied by visuals and this was in public) - you know what that means right? It means than unlike all these losers/schmucks/etc (waves hand to encompass every other male on the premises) I've worked on every other skill imaginable (wink, wink, nudge nudge, you know what I mean?)!".

Loosely translated: because I have a small penis - I'm better in bed.

Ah right, the "size does not matter, it's how you use it" thing. You're right, that's still around. Usually the ones who need to say it out loud have a small penis, last a few seconds and dont do oral. I think they also love Dane Cook.

[Scribe]

I voted for my size. It seems to be working for me pretty well.

[kattywhompas]

I recently met this guy with an 11" cock. I've been avoiding him due to the fact I think he intends on hurting me with it. We were making out one night and he asked me if I wanted "sum". I didn't want to lie, but I didn't know how to tell him I would only like "sum" of the first 8", after that, it's a waste. Ouch and ouch.

[Draconis]

Agreed, with KattyW. After a certain point, it's just no good. It can go from great, to great pain in a flash.

And yuh, Alexandra's right. I used to co-own a small 'adult social site' and there were guys on there ALL THE TIME that were PROUD to display their tiny penises or make usernames referring to such (littleguy123, etc). These also seem to be the kind of men that are looking for abusive female attention, from my experience (on the site).

[Nebraskacountrygirl]

Originally Posted by Junkenstein

You actually heard a guy, wait, many guys say: "Yeah, babe, i've got a dick so small that you'll barely even notice it!"

What a weird world we live in...

This neighbor I had slept with my now roommate and she said that he had a very small dick and not much girth. He used to say "don't hate me because I have a small penis" I thought he was joking. I'm now not pursuing him because of that.

Girls can say "size doesn't matter" but I'm obviously not one of those girls. It has to be able to at least fill me to an extent for some pleasure.

BTW, this guy had his wife leave him for another woman, but in his defense she was pretty much gay her whole life and didn't really act on it.