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[Cretaceous Bob]

If he yips at people's heels any louder, it will make such a thing nothing but certain.

[Cretaceous Bob]

You post a whole paragraph of sarcasm and you're not being hostile?

I think it's pretty certain the only people who would think of whether or not chicks care about curved junk are people with curved junk.

[Sparrow]

All you boys do is bicker; you're like bitches sometimes.

There's not a thing wrong with dick curvature. It still gets up in there. OWN it.

[Nebraskacountrygirl]

Originally Posted by yoav

basically you function in groups.. talking shit about people not in your group makes you feel good, talking up people in your group makes you feel good. the moral is b.b. king was right.

Not for me. I vent with my friends and I'm honest with them and they are honest with me. I don't talk shit, I rationalize with my friends. Talking up people in my group doesn't do a thing for me. But nice try on figuring out a girl!

[Cretaceous Bob]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

All you boys do is bicker; you're like bitches sometimes.

Oh man, I am like the biggest bitch around, then. Mayhaps I should invest in emblazoning that quality on the ass of my pants? I don't seem to have sufficient real estate to do such a branding justice.

[lebowski]

I've read that the upward curve will actually help to reach the G spot, and the downword curve can be uncomfortable.

[marina]

Originally Posted by Draconis

Ohkay, well that explains ONE vote... Who else needs a baby?!?!

I heard someone on The Big Gay sex show tout the benefits of giving head to someone with an itsy bitsy dick and ever since then it's always been on my 'if I were single' list. I have a really tiny mouth and TMJ so it seems like it would be nice to find someone that I could blow for awhile without it being uncomfortable or worrying about teeth.

Oh well. I guess I'm cursed with my sweet sweet boyfriend's oppressive girth. Sadface.

[Nebraskacountrygirl]

Originally Posted by yoav

clearly it's impossible. there were like 5 minutes where i thought i was close, but no.

Unfortunatly it works both ways, when you figure out girls I'll still be trying to figure out guys.

[MaxxedMan]

Originally Posted by Nebraskacountrygirl

Unfortunatly it works both ways, when you figure out girls I'll still be trying to figure out guys.

How to understand guys, by MaxxedMan, Volume I

Give head and try not to talk to much.

[picard102]

Ya, guys are simple creatures. Not as complicated as you make us.
Bitches on the other hand are nuts to begin with.