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[skizzbot]

Originally Posted by yoav

is anyone into curves? sight of / feeling of

Took months, but I worked a nice corkscrew shape into mine. It's a huge hit at wine parties.

[ElleJ]

Originally Posted by skizzbot

Took months, but I worked a nice corkscrew shape into mine. It's a huge hit at wine parties.

I love you...you should know that.

I just snortled so loud thanks to your post.

[yoav]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

...aaaaaaaaaaaand Yoav has a penis curve. I<3passiveinformation.

actually no but i was considering it, if i went to wine parties alot i'd be sold on the idea but alas, i'm just not into wine.

Originally Posted by Nebraskacountrygirl

All the girls I've told about guys have not seen me differently. They do see the guy differently. I see the guy differently if it was a bad experiance though.

makes sense

Originally Posted by BatShit

I told my one friend about how tiny my boy was but how I was a virgin so it didn't really matter. I played up how wide he was when I was with him so that she would understand my lust for him. After he broke my heart I told everybody about how I laughed the first handful of times I touched his penis because it was so cute.

i don't understand, was it based on insecurity? if it's just about having your friend understand your lust for him and you lied, then your friend never really understood you, so why not just say nothing? where's the motive? are you telling me that to a woman it's more important that everyone think they understand you then having people actually understand you?

[skizzbot]

Originally Posted by ElleJ

I love you...you should know that.

I just snortled so loud thanks to your post.

Oh, I try. And I'm sure you'll be happy to hear I've added "snortled" to my daily vocabulary. I'm sure it'll come in handy.

[yoav]

Originally Posted by BatShit

I didn't lie. I used selective editing. I talked up what was good and left out everything that was bad until I wanted to feel better at his expense.

i get it now. chicks are psychotic.. i recognize what you're saying but i always thought there was something deeper driving it. nebraska's response seemed rational at first but now i'm not so sure.. maybe it's just an extension of what you said.

basically you function in groups.. talking shit about people not in your group makes you feel good, talking up people in your group makes you feel good. the moral is b.b. king was right.

[Cretaceous Bob]

Originally Posted by yoav

actually no but i was considering it, if i went to wine parties alot i'd be sold on the idea but alas, i'm just not into wine.

Yoav, you talk a lot for someone who won't admit shit.

[yoav]

Originally Posted by Cretaceous Bob

Yoav, you talk a lot for someone who won't admit shit.

sorry for saying i don't have a dick curve, i didn't realize it would upset so many people. i take it back. i also wrestle bears on sundays, and chop wood on tuesdays from trees i've chopped down the previous thursday which i then use to build furniture. i'm in a rock band and ride a motorcycle. i barely talk and am a great listener. twice a month i give blood and then head over to this local homeless shelter and give an inspirational talk before i privately counsel someone back on their feet, additionally i give half my paycheck to the sick children's hospital, don't worry though there's still plenty left for a lifetime of security, and i'm really just looking for the right girl to tame my ways and settle me down somewhere by the ocean with our own little private beach to watch the sunsets together every night.

[Cretaceous Bob]

Originally Posted by yoav

sorry for saying i don't have a dick curve, i didn't realize it would upset so many people. i take it back. i also wrestle bears on sundays, and chop wood on tuesdays from trees i've chopped down the previous thursday which i then use to build furniture. i'm in a rock band and ride a motorcycle. i barely talk and am a great listener. twice a month i give blood and then head over to this local homeless shelter and give an inspirational talk before i privately counsel someone back on their feet, additionally i give half my paycheck to the sick children's hospital, don't worry though there's still plenty left for a lifetime of security, and i'm really just looking for the right girl to tame my ways and settle me down somewhere by the ocean with our own little private beach to watch the sunsets together every night.

You randomly bring up curved penises in the same manner that the OP brought up size, and yet you're surprised and hostile at anyone would accuse you of things?

Either you have a small dick or a curved dick. Pick one.

[Alexandra]

Originally Posted by Cretaceous Bob

You randomly bring up curved penises in the same manner that the OP brought up size, and yet you're surprised that and hostile at anyone would accuse you of things?

Either you have a small dick or a curved dick. Pick one.

Maybe he has a small yet curved dick?

[Cretaceous Bob]

If he yips at people's heels any louder, it will make such a thing nothing but certain.